ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

"why give me crowley? why make me complete and then take it away?" GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. GOD. i cant keep doing this i cant do this anymore oh jesus fucking christ i need to be sedated i need to be put in a coma

"it's so cute because Aziraphale and Crowley would find each other and be together in every universe🥺" well it would've been nice if they could've been together in their original universe though!!!!!!!!!!!!

“you’re just mad that they didn’t kiss again” yeah you know what i fucking i am. what do you mean they shared the worst first kiss in history fuelled by grief and despair and then vanished from existence without ever knowing what it’s like to kiss someone out of love and joy

sorry but s2 aziraphale did not hold trembling fingers to his lips thinking do it again because he wanted to boop crowley on the lips with his fingies

bury your gays and replace them with emotionally unsatisfying lobotomised but still gay replicas

you know what. maybe it’s for the best it was just a 90 minute movie. getting that ending after sitting through six episodes? i would have walked into the ocean

not even a kiss in the old man yaoi au