lily

Exactly, you get me now.

you won, but i'll try to convert you to olives one day... it'll be a surprise.

The fact we haven't been in a movie together is actually fully offensive.

why do i feel like we could pass as sisters in something too? needed.

please - when are we going to play some 1800s haunted hidden gay lovers? would be a motive, i think.

Well, it's a good thing I came to you before I decided to open up Duolingo, isn't it? Honestly, nothing too specific, but if I wanna pull out all the stops... Maybe how to flirt in French.

you trying to impress someone? i can help. the beautiful thing about the french language is that you can say 'je crois que mes lunettes de soleil sont tombées de mon sac', and it can sound like i just told you something so romantically filthy... but actually i said 'i think my sunglasses fell out of my purse'. the language is hot, nail the accent and you're like, 80% there !! as long as the person you're trying it on doesn't speak french, of course? if you were trying it on someone who can speak french, i think the sexiest sentence you could say would be like 'si on était seuls, je te montrerais exactement ce que j’ai vu dans mes rêves avec toi cette nuit'... - i kinda don't even wanna translate that, it would be super forward, unless that's your style?

Give me like, half a year to be cheesy. If I'm still annoying after six months, you can tell me off then.

i never complained !!

Oh I love this. We need dramatic music, we need to get it on record.

see? you get the vision, i love this !! we should work together more often...

You think you could help me learn some French? I'd try Duolingo, but I feel like learning from an actual French-speaker would be so much more fun. // @lilycherir

fun fact: you cannot learn french on duolingo - the slang goes too hard, that bird would never know... you came to the right girl. what's the most important term for you to learn?

only if it's starring you...

I don't play about my favorite snacks!

i understand this now... mac and cheese is a white wine food, to me, so i'm here for it?

Oh like a romantic opposites kind of deal? I kind of love that, we need to do that.

see, where have a full creative vision now - call us directors.

Marriage or nothing, you got the key to my heart. Ew, that's so cheesy and... fucking real. And he knows it, too.

you're cheesy, but i think that's okay.

honestly? i've just been here, there and everywhere. nosferatu press tour really took it out of me - it's been nice to just like, kick back for a while...

There's just something about a raspy voice. Quick, how do I make Sophie's voice raspier without her knowing that's what I'm doing.

you could convince her to start smoking cigarettes? maybe a little unethical...