Forget It

I’ve known this boy Noah for 3 years and he’s always been the star runner in football at our high school. Toned muscles. Hard abs. Buff build over all. But for our past senior year, I noticed him eating a lot more, “carbing out” almost every night with pasta and lots of protein shakes.Then he broke his ankle towards the ending of the football season, which put a damper on his football career, so he didn’t play much for the rest of the season. One night, I went over to his house to hang out and noticed he was eating a whole large pizza, double stuffed cheese and everything, all by himself. We sat down and offered me a slice but declined the offer just to watch him pig out. He ate the entire things, then let out a few burps and farts, and groaned a little as he lifted his shirt to rub his distended belly. I pretended to not pay attention but oh my god, the look of him was too much to handle. His bloated belly with chubbed nipples resting on top, shocked me as his abs looked no where to be seen. He unbuttoned his khakis and let out a huge breath of air as he said “More room to grow in, hm?” Ever since, I can see where this is going. Let’s stay in touch thru college

Totally spoiled that hot body with greed.

Did you really think you could pull that stunt with me? You look nothing like your Grindr profile pic. And it’s going to cost you.

Charlie brewer.

I think someone needs a New Jersey