LillyLinton25

I am sure each one of you wishes to be pampered by someone just once ;)

Don't even try to deny it!

You do? If not then you gotta read this:

I still snort uncontrollably every time I read this.

And...I can't even study capitalism in history now without thinking about this part 😂😂

Man: You are the most beautiful woman I have seen. I can take a bullet for you. I love you to the moon and back.

Woman: I love you too!

(Um...okay?)

Then there is this...

(As much as I love you Ella and Edmund, this is too cheesy for my taste...)

Finally, there is this...

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call true love 💕💕

Their friendship is special! ♡

And this I why, ladies and gentlemen I love Captain Carter 💗💗

🤣🤣🤣 Too good to be true!!

*Mr. Ambrose on death bed *

Mr. Ambrose- Mr. Linton!

Lily- Yes? Do you have a last wish?

Mr. Ambrose- Put all my money into my coffin when I die.

Lily- *thinks- this bastardly son of bachelor* Of course.

*After death- Lily puts away something in the coffin*

Amy- You actually gave away all his earnings?!

Lily- Yes, it was my husband's last wish *eyes tear up*

Amy- Why does all his money looks suspiciously like a piece of paper?

Lily- Oh that? Well, it was a cheque for all his wealth. His corpse just has to go to the bank to withdraw it.

😂😂😂

Nah, who am I kidding! It wouldn't be Mr. Ambrose if he wasn't stingy.

• At any ball, any other women enjoy dancing and gossiping. Lilly likes kicking the feet of men who dance with her or stabbing them in the ribs with her parasol. And the best part- shoving free chocolates in her mouth. 🍫🍫

• Remember when Mr. Ambrose forces her to speak in front of several people against her principles of feminism, he told her to make the speech memorable. And Lilly, without disobeying his direct order, proclaimed her views on feminism as well as embarrassed him in front of everyone as a payback.

• In the evenings, when Ella met Edmund, Lilly kept a watch on them every time even though she had no desire to listen to their love proclamation, just to make sure her sister was safe. 🥺🥺

These are from storm and silence (book 1)

Ok, the next one is the best, I can't even stop laughing...🤣🤣🤣

Difference between a bouquet of flowers 💐 and a butcher knife 🔪🔪

And finally the best one,