guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

Can everyone stop getting lip filler please im scared

This year felt like being awake during a surgery

jacking off should leave like a 30-60 min buff on your body and mind. it should have healing properties and shit. like the estus in dark souls

on your device, go to the internet browser. you there? okay now type in "snoopy" and hit enter... okay awesome now click on 'images' you're welcome

this year i was a top 0.0001% listener of Women.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

the patient needs doll dress-up games to live

filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”