call me cass

DIMENSION 20: GLADLANDS ▶︎ Episode 1: Welcome to the Wastes

Welcome to Friendship Island! 🏝️⛰️🎃🌋🐠🏔🌸☁️

As a former Apple Arcade player who's restarting on Switch here are my best tips for new HKIA players:

Character Creation

Gifting Island Residents

Supply Runs

Collector Hat Nul

Crafting

Companion Abilities

Critters

Fishing

Friendship Bouquets & Blossoms

Island Visitors

I like Anora. I mean I like Anora more than Ani.  - Okay. Says the fuck head named Igor. Fucking Igor. Stupid name. - No, it's a good name.

TWIN PEAKS 2.03

This offer expires when I hang up. Cliff told me about your circus freak lie detector thing. You come back right now, you put it to work for the Hasps and we'll see how it goes. I mean, look at that highway, kiddo. This life, how you're living, you like that life? Uh, I don't know. Uh, I'm good at it. It's what I got. Uh huh. And how long do you think you can keep it up? Well, Bea.....Let's all of us find out together, huh?

Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale in Poker Face (2023-present) created by Rian Johnson