Ababababababa!

Auntie’s ignowing me! I even said the name you call hew!

Well, Auntie Nova's been through a lot and could use some rest. Is there anything I can help you with?

…Fun? Auntie’s bowing when she’s jus’ stawing at the ceiwing!

We all need a little time to be boring, sometimes. How about a lesson in choosing kills?

Okaaaay…

(Mez started the lesson)

(Lil’ Monsta was only… half-listening.)

So, what are the people that are the most useless to kill?

Um… the… um… the dudes who can die fwom theiw own abiwity? Wike Tinkew?

Tinker specifically would be useless to kill, but townsfolk like the Gambler who can die from their own ability can be quite useful to kill, because...?

It's okay. You're safe. We're safe in here. I'm just going to go check and I'll be right back.

I’m nawt scawed…

I never said you were. (Mez went to check)

(She quickly saw Lycanthrope, in full wolf form, with the Dreamer’s blood on her. Maybe he should go back inside.)

Huh.

(She just looked at him, growling and licking her lips.)

A demon's biggest nuisance. Lycanthrope.

Di… did ‘t…

It can't hurt you, but it can steal your kills and make you go hungry for a while.

AAWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!

Yes. Incredibly annoying. The only time you get an opportunity is if it tries to choose an evil player, or if you can execute them during the day.

Lemme guess… it killed?

Yes.

Who wuzzit? Who diied?

I don't know, I can't tell people apart from their blood.

Jus… jus’ bwood weft?

Well, presumably the creature ate its prey entirely before moving on.

Wike… me… with the… tasty pile?

Yes, except it doesn't have a stomach ache because it's much bigger than you.

Hey!

That's just a fact of life. Lycanthrope is bigger than most of us in that form.

I’m nawt that weak, dough! The tumny ache was no big deal!

I never said weak. Just small.

Well that's not true at all! The Po is very small, but it can kill three townsfolk in one night after a charge.

Well, if you were scared, what would you want me to do to make you feel better?

Um… uh… I dunno… I don’ get scawed…

Well, how about a nice warm bath to get the ink off of you?

Fiiine…

Come along, right in here.

(Lil’ Monsta went over to Mez, still not really thrilled by the bath thing.)

Now, little one, tell me this: do you like bunbles?

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Then I think you'll like this kind of bath!

Yaaaaaay!

Wha’z basic mean?

You don't need the hat in here! There's no sun to block.

(It took the hat off and put it in the water.)

Why do you want a wet hat? That thing's harder to dry out than you, you know.

Um… does ‘t mattew?

Awwwwhhhh…

What, did you want it as a bath toy?

Yeah…

Where did you learn that kind of language?

…Auntie Nova.

What, she taught you fug? That's not even a word.

What ‘f I can’t speak wike she does?

You'd better learn, or you'll have a very obvious tell.

Awwwhhh…

You need to learn to make the k sound.

I do… I weally do…

After all, you want to Kill, not Gill!

Gills coul’ be fun too…

What, you're going to turn them into a fish?

I wan’ gills…

You can't breathe underwater?

No… bu’ I can howd my bweath weally well!

That is incredibly strange. I thought you'd be amphibious at least. How could this bodyplan possibly help you on land?

Um… tiny holes? I c’n squeesh mysewf… fwough.

Well, yes, but your skin must pick up dirt and debris all the time.

Camofwauge!

I suppose... but wouldn't it be uncomfortable?

A wittle.

I guess I shouldn't hold you to evolutionary standards since you're a being from hell...

Yeah… this is weally fun, though!

I'm glad you're enjoying your bath time.

Woah! Don't soak my clothes!

I'm going to clean up the inkstains, so you can splash as much as you want so long as you don't flood the bathroom.

Okaaay!

Alright, I'm back. How's your bath going?

FUNNN!!!

Marvelous.

Splishy splishy!!

(Mez took off her gloves and rolled up his sleeves, making little splashes in the water with one hand)

You wanna have a duel?

No, no, I would never challenge your excellence.

Oh! I see your power is beyond compare. I beg your unholiness to take mercy on a lowly coward such as myself!

Yeah, so fowwow my evewy owdew or fall undew my powew!

Heheheheheheeeee!

You deserve only the purest obsequiousness.

…Wha?

Auntie’s ignowing me! I even said the name you call hew!

Well, Auntie Nova's been through a lot and could use some rest. Is there anything I can help you with?

…Fun? Auntie’s bowing when she’s jus’ stawing at the ceiwing!

We all need a little time to be boring, sometimes. How about a lesson in choosing kills?

Okaaaay…

(Mez started the lesson)

(Lil’ Monsta was only… half-listening.)

So, what are the people that are the most useless to kill?

Um… the… um… the dudes who can die fwom theiw own abiwity? Wike Tinkew?

Tinker specifically would be useless to kill, but townsfolk like the Gambler who can die from their own ability can be quite useful to kill, because...?

It's okay. You're safe. We're safe in here. I'm just going to go check and I'll be right back.

I’m nawt scawed…

I never said you were. (Mez went to check)

(She quickly saw Lycanthrope, in full wolf form, with the Dreamer’s blood on her. Maybe he should go back inside.)

Huh.

(She just looked at him, growling and licking her lips.)

A demon's biggest nuisance. Lycanthrope.

Di… did ‘t…

It can't hurt you, but it can steal your kills and make you go hungry for a while.

AAWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!

Yes. Incredibly annoying. The only time you get an opportunity is if it tries to choose an evil player, or if you can execute them during the day.

Lemme guess… it killed?

Yes.

Who wuzzit? Who diied?

I don't know, I can't tell people apart from their blood.

Jus… jus’ bwood weft?

Well, presumably the creature ate its prey entirely before moving on.

Wike… me… with the… tasty pile?

Yes, except it doesn't have a stomach ache because it's much bigger than you.

Hey!

That's just a fact of life. Lycanthrope is bigger than most of us in that form.

I’m nawt that weak, dough! The tumny ache was no big deal!

I never said weak. Just small.

Well that's not true at all! The Po is very small, but it can kill three townsfolk in one night after a charge.

Well, if you were scared, what would you want me to do to make you feel better?

Um… uh… I dunno… I don’ get scawed…

Well, how about a nice warm bath to get the ink off of you?

Fiiine…

Come along, right in here.

(Lil’ Monsta went over to Mez, still not really thrilled by the bath thing.)

Now, little one, tell me this: do you like bunbles?

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Then I think you'll like this kind of bath!

Yaaaaaay!

Wha’z basic mean?

You don't need the hat in here! There's no sun to block.

(It took the hat off and put it in the water.)

Why do you want a wet hat? That thing's harder to dry out than you, you know.

Um… does ‘t mattew?

Awwwwhhhh…

What, did you want it as a bath toy?

Yeah…

Where did you learn that kind of language?

…Auntie Nova.

What, she taught you fug? That's not even a word.

What ‘f I can’t speak wike she does?

You'd better learn, or you'll have a very obvious tell.

Awwwhhh…

You need to learn to make the k sound.

I do… I weally do…

After all, you want to Kill, not Gill!

Gills coul’ be fun too…

What, you're going to turn them into a fish?

I wan’ gills…

You can't breathe underwater?

No… bu’ I can howd my bweath weally well!

That is incredibly strange. I thought you'd be amphibious at least. How could this bodyplan possibly help you on land?

Um… tiny holes? I c’n squeesh mysewf… fwough.

Well, yes, but your skin must pick up dirt and debris all the time.

Camofwauge!

I suppose... but wouldn't it be uncomfortable?

A wittle.

I guess I shouldn't hold you to evolutionary standards since you're a being from hell...

Yeah… this is weally fun, though!

I'm glad you're enjoying your bath time.

Woah! Don't soak my clothes!

I'm going to clean up the inkstains, so you can splash as much as you want so long as you don't flood the bathroom.

Okaaay!

Alright, I'm back. How's your bath going?

FUNNN!!!

Marvelous.

Splishy splishy!!

(Mez took off her gloves and rolled up his sleeves, making little splashes in the water with one hand)

You wanna have a duel?

No, no, I would never challenge your excellence.

Oh! I see your power is beyond compare. I beg your unholiness to take mercy on a lowly coward such as myself!

Yeah, so fowwow my evewy owdew or fall undew my powew!

Heheheheheheeeee!

Auntie’s ignowing me! I even said the name you call hew!

Well, Auntie Nova's been through a lot and could use some rest. Is there anything I can help you with?

…Fun? Auntie’s bowing when she’s jus’ stawing at the ceiwing!

We all need a little time to be boring, sometimes. How about a lesson in choosing kills?

Okaaaay…

(Mez started the lesson)

(Lil’ Monsta was only… half-listening.)

So, what are the people that are the most useless to kill?

Um… the… um… the dudes who can die fwom theiw own abiwity? Wike Tinkew?

Tinker specifically would be useless to kill, but townsfolk like the Gambler who can die from their own ability can be quite useful to kill, because...?

It's okay. You're safe. We're safe in here. I'm just going to go check and I'll be right back.

I’m nawt scawed…

I never said you were. (Mez went to check)

(She quickly saw Lycanthrope, in full wolf form, with the Dreamer’s blood on her. Maybe he should go back inside.)

Huh.

(She just looked at him, growling and licking her lips.)

A demon's biggest nuisance. Lycanthrope.

Di… did ‘t…

It can't hurt you, but it can steal your kills and make you go hungry for a while.

AAWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!

Yes. Incredibly annoying. The only time you get an opportunity is if it tries to choose an evil player, or if you can execute them during the day.

Lemme guess… it killed?

Yes.

Who wuzzit? Who diied?

I don't know, I can't tell people apart from their blood.

Jus… jus’ bwood weft?

Well, presumably the creature ate its prey entirely before moving on.

Wike… me… with the… tasty pile?

Yes, except it doesn't have a stomach ache because it's much bigger than you.

Hey!

That's just a fact of life. Lycanthrope is bigger than most of us in that form.

I’m nawt that weak, dough! The tumny ache was no big deal!

I never said weak. Just small.

Well that's not true at all! The Po is very small, but it can kill three townsfolk in one night after a charge.

Well, if you were scared, what would you want me to do to make you feel better?

Um… uh… I dunno… I don’ get scawed…

Well, how about a nice warm bath to get the ink off of you?

Fiiine…

Come along, right in here.

(Lil’ Monsta went over to Mez, still not really thrilled by the bath thing.)

Now, little one, tell me this: do you like bunbles?

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Then I think you'll like this kind of bath!

Yaaaaaay!

Wha’z basic mean?

You don't need the hat in here! There's no sun to block.

(It took the hat off and put it in the water.)

Why do you want a wet hat? That thing's harder to dry out than you, you know.

Um… does ‘t mattew?

Awwwwhhhh…

What, did you want it as a bath toy?

Yeah…

Where did you learn that kind of language?

…Auntie Nova.

What, she taught you fug? That's not even a word.

What ‘f I can’t speak wike she does?

You'd better learn, or you'll have a very obvious tell.

Awwwhhh…

You need to learn to make the k sound.

I do… I weally do…

After all, you want to Kill, not Gill!

Gills coul’ be fun too…

What, you're going to turn them into a fish?

I wan’ gills…

You can't breathe underwater?

No… bu’ I can howd my bweath weally well!

That is incredibly strange. I thought you'd be amphibious at least. How could this bodyplan possibly help you on land?

Um… tiny holes? I c’n squeesh mysewf… fwough.

Well, yes, but your skin must pick up dirt and debris all the time.

Camofwauge!

I suppose... but wouldn't it be uncomfortable?

A wittle.

I guess I shouldn't hold you to evolutionary standards since you're a being from hell...

Yeah… this is weally fun, though!

I'm glad you're enjoying your bath time.

Woah! Don't soak my clothes!

I'm going to clean up the inkstains, so you can splash as much as you want so long as you don't flood the bathroom.

Okaaay!

Alright, I'm back. How's your bath going?

FUNNN!!!

Marvelous.

Splishy splishy!!

(Mez took off her gloves and rolled up his sleeves, making little splashes in the water with one hand)

You wanna have a duel?

No, no, I would never challenge your excellence.

Oh! I see your power is beyond compare. I beg your unholiness to take mercy on a lowly coward such as myself!

Yeah, so fowwow my evewy owdew or fall undew my powew!

Auntie’s ignowing me! I even said the name you call hew!

Well, Auntie Nova's been through a lot and could use some rest. Is there anything I can help you with?

…Fun? Auntie’s bowing when she’s jus’ stawing at the ceiwing!

We all need a little time to be boring, sometimes. How about a lesson in choosing kills?

Okaaaay…

(Mez started the lesson)

(Lil’ Monsta was only… half-listening.)

So, what are the people that are the most useless to kill?

Um… the… um… the dudes who can die fwom theiw own abiwity? Wike Tinkew?

Tinker specifically would be useless to kill, but townsfolk like the Gambler who can die from their own ability can be quite useful to kill, because...?

It's okay. You're safe. We're safe in here. I'm just going to go check and I'll be right back.

I’m nawt scawed…

I never said you were. (Mez went to check)

(She quickly saw Lycanthrope, in full wolf form, with the Dreamer’s blood on her. Maybe he should go back inside.)

Huh.

(She just looked at him, growling and licking her lips.)

A demon's biggest nuisance. Lycanthrope.

Di… did ‘t…

It can't hurt you, but it can steal your kills and make you go hungry for a while.

AAWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!

Yes. Incredibly annoying. The only time you get an opportunity is if it tries to choose an evil player, or if you can execute them during the day.

Lemme guess… it killed?

Yes.

Who wuzzit? Who diied?

I don't know, I can't tell people apart from their blood.

Jus… jus’ bwood weft?

Well, presumably the creature ate its prey entirely before moving on.

Wike… me… with the… tasty pile?

Yes, except it doesn't have a stomach ache because it's much bigger than you.

Hey!

That's just a fact of life. Lycanthrope is bigger than most of us in that form.

I’m nawt that weak, dough! The tumny ache was no big deal!

I never said weak. Just small.

Well that's not true at all! The Po is very small, but it can kill three townsfolk in one night after a charge.

Well, if you were scared, what would you want me to do to make you feel better?

Um… uh… I dunno… I don’ get scawed…

Well, how about a nice warm bath to get the ink off of you?

Fiiine…

Come along, right in here.

(Lil’ Monsta went over to Mez, still not really thrilled by the bath thing.)

Now, little one, tell me this: do you like bunbles?

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Then I think you'll like this kind of bath!

Yaaaaaay!

Wha’z basic mean?

You don't need the hat in here! There's no sun to block.

(It took the hat off and put it in the water.)

Why do you want a wet hat? That thing's harder to dry out than you, you know.

Um… does ‘t mattew?

Awwwwhhhh…

What, did you want it as a bath toy?

Yeah…

Where did you learn that kind of language?

…Auntie Nova.

What, she taught you fug? That's not even a word.

What ‘f I can’t speak wike she does?

You'd better learn, or you'll have a very obvious tell.

Awwwhhh…

You need to learn to make the k sound.

I do… I weally do…

After all, you want to Kill, not Gill!

Gills coul’ be fun too…

What, you're going to turn them into a fish?

I wan’ gills…

You can't breathe underwater?

No… bu’ I can howd my bweath weally well!

That is incredibly strange. I thought you'd be amphibious at least. How could this bodyplan possibly help you on land?

Um… tiny holes? I c’n squeesh mysewf… fwough.

Well, yes, but your skin must pick up dirt and debris all the time.

Camofwauge!

I suppose... but wouldn't it be uncomfortable?

A wittle.

I guess I shouldn't hold you to evolutionary standards since you're a being from hell...

Yeah… this is weally fun, though!

I'm glad you're enjoying your bath time.

Woah! Don't soak my clothes!

I'm going to clean up the inkstains, so you can splash as much as you want so long as you don't flood the bathroom.

Okaaay!

Alright, I'm back. How's your bath going?

FUNNN!!!

Marvelous.

Splishy splishy!!

(Mez took off her gloves and rolled up his sleeves, making little splashes in the water with one hand)

You wanna have a duel?

No, no, I would never challenge your excellence.

Oh! I see your power is beyond compare. I beg your unholiness to take mercy on a lowly coward such as myself!

Auntie’s ignowing me! I even said the name you call hew!

Well, Auntie Nova's been through a lot and could use some rest. Is there anything I can help you with?

…Fun? Auntie’s bowing when she’s jus’ stawing at the ceiwing!

We all need a little time to be boring, sometimes. How about a lesson in choosing kills?

Okaaaay…

(Mez started the lesson)

(Lil’ Monsta was only… half-listening.)

So, what are the people that are the most useless to kill?

Um… the… um… the dudes who can die fwom theiw own abiwity? Wike Tinkew?

Tinker specifically would be useless to kill, but townsfolk like the Gambler who can die from their own ability can be quite useful to kill, because...?

It's okay. You're safe. We're safe in here. I'm just going to go check and I'll be right back.

I’m nawt scawed…

I never said you were. (Mez went to check)

(She quickly saw Lycanthrope, in full wolf form, with the Dreamer’s blood on her. Maybe he should go back inside.)

Huh.

(She just looked at him, growling and licking her lips.)

A demon's biggest nuisance. Lycanthrope.

Di… did ‘t…

It can't hurt you, but it can steal your kills and make you go hungry for a while.

AAWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!

Yes. Incredibly annoying. The only time you get an opportunity is if it tries to choose an evil player, or if you can execute them during the day.

Lemme guess… it killed?

Yes.

Who wuzzit? Who diied?

I don't know, I can't tell people apart from their blood.

Jus… jus’ bwood weft?

Well, presumably the creature ate its prey entirely before moving on.

Wike… me… with the… tasty pile?

Yes, except it doesn't have a stomach ache because it's much bigger than you.

Hey!

That's just a fact of life. Lycanthrope is bigger than most of us in that form.

I’m nawt that weak, dough! The tumny ache was no big deal!

I never said weak. Just small.

Well that's not true at all! The Po is very small, but it can kill three townsfolk in one night after a charge.

Well, if you were scared, what would you want me to do to make you feel better?

Um… uh… I dunno… I don’ get scawed…

Well, how about a nice warm bath to get the ink off of you?