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can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

WHAT DID HE SAY???

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

the ending omg

W H A T

@dest-chase @greyskycloud

I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING GOT ME

@afewmishaps

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh

How long must you suck in order for you to finally get the juice?

not gonna lie it takes a few seconds but whats the point of being a bitch if im not gonna be over the top