Soup, Sex and Sun Salutations

***COMPLETE*** Title: The Things I Don’t Ask Author:  thisonegoes  Relationship: Zayn Malik/Harry Styles (zarry) Rating: Explicit Word Count: 266,123 words total Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 The complete playlist can be found on Apple Music and Spotify. Brief Summary:  A boarding school zarry AU that starts with two little rich boys who can never say how they really feel, and ends somewhere a bit unexpected. Love, loss, and all zarry angst in between. Absent parents, teenage rebellion that leads into an uncertain adulthood, with an epic ot5 friendship that spans years and years.

Read the FINISHED fic on ao3.

Harry Styles - “Falling” +

Paul Albert Steck - Ophelia Drowning

Artemisia Gentileschi - Maria Magdalena

George Roux - Spirit

Théophile Robaudi - Alcide(detail)

Please email me ([email protected]) or message me your email address so I know where to gift the single. It will be from the US Apple Music store, and I’m pretty sure you have to be in the US to redeem it. It only counts for Harry if redeemed!

Harry’s ‘Watermelon Sugar’ has a big chance to reach #1 in the US this week! Would you like to help? Here’s how!

🍉 STREAM! If you’re from the US, you can stream the single on any platform, like Spotify or Apple Music. 

🍉 WATCH! You can watch the brand new ‘Watermelon Sugar Behind the Scenes’ or the official music video for ‘Watermelon Sugar’, even if you’re not from the US! You’ll have to log out of your account (or open a new tab in incognito) and use a US VPN.

🍉 BUY! If Watermelon Sugar sells 65k digital copies, it’ll go #1! Over 18,000 orders were placed in Harry’s official US store in the first day of the tracking week (approximately 25-30k copies). There are 5 days left to buy!

If you’re able to buy a copy of the single to help it chart, please keep in mind the following things: It’s not necessary to use a VPN to buy the single, but you do have to use a US billing address. You can create one using this generator, and keep in mind Oregon, Alaska, New Hampshire, Montana, and Delaware have free tax. If you don’t want to use the generator, you can make up a name and an address and use some of the zip codes mentioned in this tweet.

WHERE CAN YOU BUY IT?

- Harry’s official store: If you’re from the US and want to buy a vinyl and/or a cassette, make sure to redeem the digital copy. Both international and US fans can buy the digital downloads, just make sure you’re using the US store, and a US billing address. The digital downloads are now discounted at $0.69 and you can buy up to 4 copies of each version with the same credit card (you can use a different credit card to buy more!). For $5.52 you can buy 4 of the regular and 4 of the instrumental version. (You can try using HARRY10 and TPWK15 for an extra discount!)

- Amazon: The single is also discounted at $0.69, and again you can only buy up to 4 copies. If you’re an international fan, keep in mind you need to use the US store and a US billing address for the purchase to count.

- iTunes: If you’re from the US you can buy ‘Watermelon Sugar’ on iTunes, but if you’ve already bought the album on iTunes, you won’t be able to buy the single. (You can buy the ‘Watermelon Sugar’ video instead, but it’s not confirmed whether it counts or not.)

Thank you to HarryFacts on Twitter for providing the information!

Succulents, amirite? I witnessed them in person with my own two unworthy eyes

and then proceeded to say that Harry’s the greatest swordsman Britian’s produced…. 

and then later proceeded to say that he didn’t write little things about one direction’s little things because “harry definitely hasn’t got a little thing.”

AND THEN HARRY PROCEEDED TO MIMICK GRABBING HIMSELF AND PHYSICALLY HEAVING HIS MONSTER COCK UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDER !!!