sometimes shakespeare asks huge, life-altering questions in his texts, like "can you be forgiven for the worst thing you have ever done to someone?" and sometimes the answer is "no. die about it"

being attracted to someone is like a worse punishment than anything jesus ever went through. girl what do u mean i like how they smell just give me the stigmata and lay me out to dry already

Is the monk required to take his clothes off before arresting someone or is that just what he’s like as a person?

Let's just say he was exiled for a reason.

“go early, it’s hard to find parking” you want public transit. “don’t go on weekends, traffic is terrible” you want public transit. “once i parked i had to walk half a mile to the entrance” you want public transit. “it took me an hour to get out of the area after the concert” you want public transit. “ugh somebody needs to DD” you want public transit. “can you drive? my car won’t start” you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit.

What is the opposite of dracula music?

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

[ID Start: the phrase "I'll feel better once I do it" and "I'll do it once I feel better" together in an unending loop represented with a blue arrow encircling them. /End ID.]

I actually have little love hearts floating around me at all times