LIANNA

Hi babies !! i wanna play a little game ;) it’s called “guess my chart”

DM me what you think xoxo

1). Leo placements are the MOST insecure and prideful people. it is confusing because there is a large part of them that truly has this shining light and confidence, but they always need external validation to feel it.

2). Leo risings are fucking fabulous with beautiful hair, most leo placements actually have nice hair but especially the risings.

3). Leo mars women are… difficult. They want their way and you would do well to want things to go their way as well or you will hear them roar and no one wants to deal with that.

4). Leo mercuries tell little lies. they just exaggerate, or stretch the truth. They want you to like them, and think highly of them and will say whatever they think they need to say to get you to give them what they want.

5). Leo moons are starssssss honey. a beautiful place for the moon. full of love and confidence, radiant, shining, warm energy.

6). Leo venus are fucking DRAMA QUEENS/KINGS!!! They love hard, and fight harder. They need all of your attention. All of it. they care a lot about what others think of them too. appearances matter to them. the men love a sexy beautiful woman, even though they may not be flashy themselves.

7). Leo suns are so fun and so annoying. so fabulous and so obnoxious. you love them you hate them, you’re jealous of them and want to be them. yeah i said it.

8). Leo venus + mars in a chart is a fucking nightmare, especially in a woman. SO demanding!! it is and will always be their world and you are just living in it. You better compliment them, tend to their every need, kiss their ass, and don’t you dare put anyone including yourself first. you have been warned. And ladies, if you have these placements; please seek help. self awareness is the first step.

9). Leo in the 8th house need a ton of sexual validation. especially the men. very cunning. very ego-centric. beware.

1). yes it is true, family is everything to cancer suns. whether they have a good relationship or a difficult one. it is still at the center of their feelings, roots, and identity.

2). cancer rising have a roundness to their appearance. not saying weight wise, just rounder eyes, or face/cheeks, booty, etc. they are luminous like the moon!

3). cancer mercury has the BEST memory. they remember every detail, but usually must have an emotional connection.

4). cancer moon men love the energy of the feminine. these men usually love to have female energy surrounding them, meaning lots of female friends, and a need for a relationship whether it is a situationship or full blown love affair. they don’t do well single.

5). cancer mars have a roundabout way of going after what they want. crabs walk sideways after all!

6). cancer venus love tenderness, but have a tough shell initially. they take time to warm up to you.

7). cancer in the 8th house and chiron in cancer have mommy isuesssssss

8). cancer suns can love any sign in the zodiac, but for long term compatibility it is best the be with a fellow cancer, scorpio or pisces.

9). cancer sun with gemini moon have a very split / all over the place energy. these people have a million thoughts and a million feelings in a million places at all times. would do well to avoid alcohol and drugs other than 420, and meditation could help calm their frenetic energy.

venus in the 1st house: you love the chase, and you love the game of love. you like knowing someone likes you. “um hello, why aren’t you paying attention to me?”. the way you present yourself is really important. keeping up appearances. looking for a lover who lets you lead. (but you also like to lead…)

venus in the 2nd house: searching for sugar daddy/mommy. these folks expect to be taken care of. they are into more traditional roles in a relationship. stay at home wife vibes. woo them with lavish presents and a sense of security. simple folks. love doesn’t have to go so deep, you’re looking for security and attention, let’s be real.

venus in the 3rd house: the BIGGEST flirts! love cheeky sexy texts. ask and you shall receive! love to sing and express through music, writing and poetry. if you’re friends with one or dating one they love to hear from you throughout the day/week. they want to discover their lovers. they must be fascinated by you, endlessly! be curious about them too, and know you will never be bored!

venus in the 4th house: searching for a prince/princess they can melt into the couch with. ready to introduce you to mommy on the 2nd date. dates in the coziness of their home. netflix & chillllllll !! moody, but loving.

venus in the 5th house: in love with LOVE! the feeling, the rush, the excitement of it all. players gonna play! searching for “the one”. and until they find him/her they’re gonna be on the hunt for attention and validation. DUH

venus in the 6th house: you might find romance with your coworkers, or meet a sexy stranger at work. it’s not hard to find someone to be playful with, this is your daily energy. you want someone who can help you along the way, someone to love you and someone to love. simple.

venus in the 7th house: you feel incomplete without a partner. even when you want to be single, you really don’t. always dating. always looking for “mr/miss right”. always disappointed as well. enmeshment is a problem here, as well as neediness sometimes. you would do well to develop a strong sense of self before trying to find yourself in another xo

venus in the 8th house: but who are you really? you want to know everything about your partners/friends but reveal little. intimacy is uncomfortable. it’s hard for you to let loose and really be yourself. lots of alone time is needed for you to process. JEALOUS AF! and suspicious. what are you hiding?

venus in the 9th house: you want a travel buddy! someone you can explore with. you may be attracted to people with drastically different backgrounds from you because to you life is for learning! exotic foods, new experiences, sexy accents. this is all a turn on!

venus in the 10th house: you want someone with status, or a good trophy wife/husband. you gotta be GOOD FOR BUSINESS BABY! your creativity and beauty could easily propel you forward in your career. use it, if you got it, flaunt it.

venus in the 11th house: you want a BFF. you like to flirt and fuck friends. It’s easy for you to have lots of fwb. the way you express love is not very romantic, but very friendly. romance can be kind of uncomfortable for you, you think it’s corny. you like real people. you can get ahead in your career through connections with friends.

1).  Even if they have a ton of friends, Aquarius suns tend to feel like they are loners.

2). Taurus moons have a very grounding and calming energy, especially the men. My favorite planets for taurus to be in is the moon, mars or venus, but a chart too heavy in taurean energy = TOTAL NARC

3). fixed venus signs are in it for the long haul. if they really like you, they will really like you for a really long time. however once they are over you, BYE BITCH.

4). pisces and virgo are drawn to each other. They are so alike but so different. both so giving, compassionate, helpful, and interested in knowing the real you. But pisces can get lost in the dream, while virgo has trouble dreaming the dream. (moon sign connection is best here or mars)

5). Sun + pluto aspects have endless deaths and rebirths. they can weather the storm of life. they can begin again. This gives them an inner strength that cannot be taken away.

6). mercury in the 5th house loves to talk to their crush, like way more than any other placement. they love games in love. they love the chase. they love to figure you out. they love a smart and witty guy/gal. your mind has to be sexy ;)

7). pisces moons NEED to be around good influences. They are very influenced by their environment and the people that surround them. They need grounding. And they need people who won’t take advantage of their kindness, which is why 2 pisces moons together are a big FUCK NO!

8). Libras are the biggest hypochondriacs. next in line, Aquarius!

9). moon + pluto aspects have overwhelming emotions. Their mother was overwhelming in their childhood too. they need people to hold space for their big feelings, and someone who cares deeply for them. they love hard, but sometimes can push people away.

10). North Node in scorpio has to let go of comfort, and be fearless! trust that this life can hold you. Part of evolving from our south node and coming into our north node is facing fears. Being brave enough to tell your truth. scorpio likes to keep secrets, so finding people you can trust is important. but trusting yourself and your intuition is of the utmost importance. You are powerful as fuck!

ps my asks are OPEN!

1). Gemini venus men are very charming, fun, and flirty conversationalists. But their sexuality can sometimes seem ambiguous. Gay leaning. Mercury is a trickster! They are fickle in love.

2). Taurus + Cancer in a chart = it’s all about me!! (even thought i want you to think it’s all about you)

3). venus in the 3rd house can get WHATEVER THEY WANT! Talk about insane manifesting? They can speak it/write it into existence. This is a blessing and a gift!

4). Libra sun men are charmersssss! They cannot be alone! They don’t WANT to be alone! Same with the women. They bounce from relationship to relationship, they line them up, they NEED that mirror. In some ways this is an avoidance of self. That’s why a lot of 7th house placements also are always searching for their “other half”. Libra doesn’t feel complete alone. That’s just how it be.

5). virgo men are true eccentrics! And true comedians! Mercury is on fire here.

6). Chiron conjunct venus people heal through their relationships and heal their partners with their love!

7). venus in the 1st house need a lot of ATTENTION! They expect it.

8). Scorpios actually work really hard to be mysterious. They want you to speculate about them. They want you to wonder what they are doing. Who they are doing it with. They want you to try to figure them out. We are told that Leo’s need the most attention, but in reality scorpio does. All the fixed signs do, but scorpio goes above and beyond. they will NEVER EVER admit this in a million years ( but you heard it here first folks!!)

9). Cancer + Libra = BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!

mars in the 1st house: your body and sexuality is at the forefront of your physicality. you lead with a dominance, even if it is subtle, everyone can feel it. you expect everyone to want to have sex with you because they do!! it’s just assumed. duh.

mars in the 2nd house: powerful presence. quiet confidence. when you want someone, you get them. touch me, feel me. a touch says a thousand words. and they use their bodies to express how they feel. the men have beautiful peens ;)

mars in the 3rd: boy do they luvvvv to argue! big tease. sassy flirting. “ i want you to want me”. can be a bit defensive. the boys always have girls chasing them. the girls are mean to the boys they like.

mars in the 4th house: home is where you like to fuck. dreams of creating a family. lots of fighting in the home when you were little. “are you the one?” pregnancy kink ;)

mars in the 5th house: playful mother fucker! these folks love to play the field. at least in their youth. sex is just a fun expression. they need a LOTTTT of attention, especially the women. but when they fall in love, watch out!

mars in the 6th house: they like to touch themselves every single day #selfcare. sex is always on the mind. awkward sexual energy. attracted to serious nerds. basically the hottest of the geeks vibes.

mars in the 7th house: why do you have to pick a fight? why? you guys always seem to attract ultra aggressive types of people and situations. and rather than trying to keep the peace, you actually exacerbate these situations. dang.

mars in the 8th house: “so like, i think i need to move, i just fucked one of my roommates. and yeah i initiated it…” you guys have a powerful HUNGER. big sexual appetite. it’s all about the sensations.

mars in the 9th house: you want to go on a journey. always discovering. you come alive and are aroused by travel. adventurous rendezvous. it’s not easy to settle down. there’s so much out there! you are the wildness you seek.

mars in the 10th house: hard work pays off baby. “i fucked my way up to the top”. boss bitch energy. it’s easy to find the energy to work. boom boom with the boss ?!?

mars in the 11th: no cool down between relationships. always have someone on the back-burner, just in case. what’s a little fucking between friends? not the highest sex drive. companionship is craved here above all else.

1). it is really hard for pisces moons to take responsibility because they believe their delusions. in some ways, it’s not their fault. victim complex (shadow side)

2). cancer suns and leo suns can be the best of friends !! both signs are passionate, humorous and loving.

3). taurus sun women are NEEDY AS FUCK!!

4). Gemini men are either charming and sexy or nerdy and funny. Hard to pin down. Very deceptive, but always interesting.

5). moon in scorpio had problems expressing their feelings as children. Usually they bottle up their feelings or have meltdowns every once in a while. Felt like their mother lied to them.

6). venus opposite saturn in the natal chart = attraction to older people in youth. old soul vibes. love vintage music. loyal!

7). virgo venus has insecurities because they are perfectionists. But once they face their shadow side and learn self love, they are very confident and love themselves. High standards + high self esteem. They are “picky” because they know what they deserve in love. Very sexy and sexual placement, earthyyyyy.

8). saturn in the 10th house are LEADERS!

9). jupiter in the 7th house is soulmate / marriage energy! the house person can’t get enough of the jupiter person, and jupiter brings good luck and abundance to the house person through their relationship! Very lovey and positive synastry overlay.

10). sagittarius mars men love BIG BUTTS AND THEY CANNOT LIE !!! aka ass men!