{ well he should now by now —especially by now—that be it clothes or make-up or the last slice of pizza in the mess hall, all is fair in love and war. and since she definety hates this dude’s guts ( for sure. like it’s a fact despite what her campers might say ), this is so fair game. }
❝ bring it on, pencil dick! ❞
{ oh yeah, she’s been provoked. waving his shirt like it’s some kind of pink bloodied battle flag. }
" oh, so you've been looking at my dick? makes my day that much better. "
( he's switching between glaring at her and looking at the counselor's cabin. yeah. he's not going to let this one go, despite that voice in his head telling him to be a better person. or maybe that was just a flashback to the talk they had with the supervisor about cursing in front of the campers. )
" give it back, or i swear to god, the next three weeks are going to be the doom of every single thing you brought. "













