Lifting Mall

I wanna return 2 items that obviously don’t have a receipt,

I’m wondering if their system will tell them it was never checked out & that they’ll know I shoplifted the items from that store.

So recently Mercari upped their postage fee for first class by $.25, which may not seem like a lot, but 4,8,12 packages go by and its chunk of change lost that would rather be spent on coffee...

And since we essentially can’t lift from USPS...use paypal ship now!

It’s actually a lot cheaper & will save you the flat rate of $3.50 even at the usps.

Okay so when I got caught, the LADY cop made me like shake my bra to make sure I had nothing there. (There wasnt)

But i was wearing a bralette at the time

I keep thinking, now that my hook arrived...

What if I slipped it INSIDE my bra, like made an incision INSIDE!!

OR OR OR, here me out...

Taping the hook to ur nipple👀😩😂😭

Definitely think incision is the move.

Jk but honestly once I get UNbanned from Macys, you BETTERRRRRRR believe i’m gonna go with my concealed hook. No purse so they can’t detain me; and simply take as many sensors off the clothes and hopes someone else gets lucky.

Macys is trash and they treat their detainers horribly and essentially locked me in a closet, nothing even comparable to JCP.

I urge you to do the same and fuck their shit up as much as you can BUT SAFELY.

I hope they file for bankruptcy.

When a lady who worked at Starbucks came in to talk about the tip jar corruption thing and saw me the guy said “oh don’t mind that thing”

THAT THING.

Please you guys, i know business is business but next thing I imagined they were gonna go through my phone.