the lifting bat 🦇

T0mm¥ H!lfig3r - $400

T0rr!d - $200

Aµr@ Fr@gr@nc3 - $250

!k3@ - $150

DXL - $200

@l3x + @n! - $200

V!st@ Pr!nt - $120

F@m0us F00tw3@r - $200

H0ll!st3r - $180

H0us3 0f N0@ - $330 (R3sh!p)

F@n@t!cs - $700

Didn't Work:

S@ks F!fth

Just ended up returning bc items didn't fit:

DSW - $150

3xpr3ss - $200

In Progress:

M@ng0 - $206

V3g0 G@rd3n - $600

P0l@r0!d - $190

L@mps Plµs !nc - $175

Z0r0 - $170

Worked But Was A Fight:

Qµ!nc3 - $800

Want To Try:

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January

Cíd3r 70 usd ✔️🧬 made me a sign a form with my name (also they took an extremely long time to refund)

Barñ3s n n0bel 100 usd ✔️ 🧬 easy shipped in seperate packages and got it all refunded still

Thr1ft b00ks 90 usd ✔️🧬 very ez shipped in seperate packages still worked gonna try them again

February

K1ng 1c3 80 usd ✔️🧬

Rh0d3 90 usd 🧬 only reships and only refunds in store credit if you return

April

Últ@ 60 usd fresh account 🧬

@nk3r 80 usd fresh account 🧬

Ch@rl0te T1lbu4y 80 usd fresh account 🧬

Gl0ssi3r 100 usd fresh account🧬

E@dem 80 usd fresh account reship only

May

Fr33 prints 60 usd 🧬 2nd time ez

d1cks sp0rting 60 usd 🧬 told me to contact the police when I first contacted them, contacted them a few more times and they told me they could only reship the package because their insurance doesn't cover stolen packages

bc wdym you stole something from a small business struggling to stay afloat. wdym you took your friend's lipstick that they worked overtime to afford. wtf is wrong with you

lifting should only be against capitalism not just people in general. dont be a jerk theres zero excuse to be taking from small businesses and/or your friends/family

(this hasn’t been updated since jan 2023)

sëph0r@ (sept 2022 & jan 2023): 1) peb/damaged items for $200 on old account with past purchases through live chat, 2) damaged items $90

0ld ñävÿ: sept 2022 for $350, order arrived in two separate packages so i said the first 🧬 and the second was ripped open w/ some items missing through live chat

grübhùb: can’t even count the amount of times i’ve done this but i have the + membership through śçæmâžóñ prïmê, probably over $200 through live chat and i just say the restaurant gave me the wrong items so it doesn’t duck up the driver’s rating/earnings

dóördâšh: through live chat on aged acct, same as grübhùb but not as often as they catch on quicker, usually have to push them to refund to your card rather than through credits, $130 so far

übér ëátś: aged acct, same as grübhùb but they catch on VERY quickly so you can only do them every once in a while

škïmś (sept 2022): $200 eb, the chat person just asked me to send them a pic of the empty box and that was it

äbērçrómbįê (oct 2022): $300 🧬/wrong item received through live chat, order was shipped in 3 different packages and for one of them they actually sent me the wrong item so i sent them a pic which i think helped a lot

h&émmm (oct 2022): $200 🧬 super easy through live chat

sćämáźön (sept 2022): $200 peb/🧬 through live chat at like 3am on aged acct with prïmë, shipped my order in like 5 different packages but was still able to do 🧬 but they sent me an email saying there’s been a lot of things i ordered that never got delivered so probably won’t be doing them again

bêśt ßüÿ (oct 2022): $100 🧬 through live chat, super easy

štévé mæddėń (oct 2022): $300 🧬, had to wait 2 and a half weeks after delivery date to get cs to refund

👸pöłlÿ (oct 2022): $300 peb, had to wait 10 days after the delivery date and send them pics of the package/what items i received

ñörth fàçė (oct 2022): $400 🧬 didn’t work, they literally pulled up my address on google maps to match it to the photo the shipping carrier took

fïñīśh łîńē (nov 2022): $100 🧬 super easy through live chat

walmart (nov 2022): $100 waited 4 days, peb super easy through live chat

vïçtørīâ’ś šēčręt (dec 2022): $200 🧬 through live chat

tärgēt (dec 2022): $200 multiple packages 🧬 through live chat, even refunded me for the stuff that arrived

No inv3st + all fresh accounts/address/cards unless otherwise stated 🖤

D3mon1a - 🧬 - $120 - Success

You can add Røutē shipping protection at checkout which made it pretty straightforward. Route did make me verify my identity tho idk if that’s normal.

Sķ1mź - ĒB -$250 - Success

Waited like a day and then messaged their cs chat on their app. It went very well, they didn’t ask any questions and offered refünd or rëship. Asked for a refúńd and they processed it like 5 minutes after the chat.

T@rg3t - ËB - $60 -Success

I lowk hate them with a passion but I wanted the new tomodachi life game so I persevered. For all the worrying I did it was very easy. Quick chat with customer support through their website and they processed my refūnd right away. I’ve had a fail with them in the past but you just have to make sure what you’re buying is sold and shipped by 🎯 and not a third party seller and it will go fine.

M@disøn Park - ĒB - $75 - Fail 😭😭😭

One of my first fails in a while and it lowk stung. Their cs is very prompt yet very useless. Literally all I ordered was 2 pillowcases thinking it would be a freebie and they tried telling me that “The package weighed the proper amount when it left the facility” They’re pillowcases in a plastic bag they literally weigh nothing like wtf are you talking about. Anyway they did give me like $20 back for some reason??? Idk. Really weird experience. Wouldn’t recommend.

B@k3d Bags - 🧬 - $150 - Fail Again 😭😭😭

Failed like a day after the m@ddy park one I lowk just wanted to end it. Emailed their CS and they had 20 different people emailing me back and forth and then one finally said they would do an “internal investigation” waited like 5 days and asked them if anything had happened and they told me there’s nothing they can do. Also they don’t do returns. Literally the devil + their 🍃 is shit + i’m filing a chǎrgeback.

Jom@sh0p - Wrøng Item - $230 - Kinda Success

Ok so I really wanted this one fancy niche perfume I could only find on J0ma but I’ve heard mixed things about them so I decided to put this one perfume I l1ftéd on the line and say they sent me it instead of the one I ordered since they happened to be selling it on their website and they were the same weight. Was hoping they would just let me keep it but nope, they made me return it 😭😭😭 it’s fine tho I was trying to b00st it and it wasn’t selling. Anyway they got the return and r3funded me so ig it’s fine. Maybe I just need a sniff of my new fancy niche perfume to feel better. 🌚

C00p P1llows - 🧬 - $250 - Success

Their CS is pretty annoying to deal with, you have to message some AI which then messages a person, who then takes like 3 days to finally email you. Once I got a hold of them CS was pretty helpful tho. At first they acted like they were gonna 1nvest but then didn’t and said they would do a resh1p as a one time accommodation. Made up some excuse as to why a resh1p wouldn’t work and asked for a r3fund, they said it’s not in their policy to r3fund but I could return the resh1p. A little extra hassle but I still got my money back so it’s fine.

Thr3d⬆️ - 🧬 - $350 - Success

I’ve done them 3 times in total. Same addy, same card info. It always goes smoothly as long as I delete my old account first. They have some kind of policy not to hold on to your data if you delete your acc. Anyway it was a pretty standard 🧬 waited like 5 days and messaged their CS on their website and got an ez r3fund.

Pa1nfūl Pl3@sures - ÊB - $60 - Success

I did them one time before this one with all different info and to a different addy. The first time they only offered reshïp but I decided this time I was going to push for a r3fund. I think their CS is my favorite, they assign you a personal customer support person who sends you an email as soon as you order anything. You just reply to their email if something’s wrong and they help you. Anyway I tried to get a r3fund from them and they tried really hard to push reshïp so then I asked if I could return the reshīp and then they just stopped messaging me and I was scared that I messed things up but turns out they were just getting clearance to bypass the rules and just r3fund me. So yeah they worked for r3fund but idk if I just got a good agent or what.

January

Cíd3r 70 usd ✔️🧬 made me a sign a form with my name (also they took an extremely long time to refund)

Barñ3s n n0bel 100 usd ✔️ 🧬 easy shipped in seperate packages and got it all refunded still

Thr1ft b00ks 90 usd ✔️🧬 very ez shipped in seperate packages still worked gonna try them again

February

K1ng 1c3 80 usd ✔️🧬

Rh0d3 90 usd 🧬 only reships and only refunds in store credit if you return

April

Últ@ 60 usd fresh account 🧬

@nk3r 80 usd fresh account 🧬

Ch@rl0te T1lbu4y 80 usd fresh account 🧬

Gl0ssi3r 100 usd fresh account🧬

E@dem 80 usd fresh account reship only

May

Fr33 prints 60 usd 🧬 2nd time ez

d1cks sp0rting 60 usd 🧬 told me to contact the police when I first contacted them, contacted them a few more times and they told me they could only reship the package because their insurance doesn't cover stolen packages

(this hasn’t been updated since jan 2023)

sëph0r@ (sept 2022 & jan 2023): 1) peb/damaged items for $200 on old account with past purchases through live chat, 2) damaged items $90

0ld ñävÿ: sept 2022 for $350, order arrived in two separate packages so i said the first 🧬 and the second was ripped open w/ some items missing through live chat

grübhùb: can’t even count the amount of times i’ve done this but i have the + membership through śçæmâžóñ prïmê, probably over $200 through live chat and i just say the restaurant gave me the wrong items so it doesn’t duck up the driver’s rating/earnings

dóördâšh: through live chat on aged acct, same as grübhùb but not as often as they catch on quicker, usually have to push them to refund to your card rather than through credits, $130 so far

übér ëátś: aged acct, same as grübhùb but they catch on VERY quickly so you can only do them every once in a while

škïmś (sept 2022): $200 eb, the chat person just asked me to send them a pic of the empty box and that was it

äbērçrómbįê (oct 2022): $300 🧬/wrong item received through live chat, order was shipped in 3 different packages and for one of them they actually sent me the wrong item so i sent them a pic which i think helped a lot

h&émmm (oct 2022): $200 🧬 super easy through live chat

sćämáźön (sept 2022): $200 peb/🧬 through live chat at like 3am on aged acct with prïmë, shipped my order in like 5 different packages but was still able to do 🧬 but they sent me an email saying there’s been a lot of things i ordered that never got delivered so probably won’t be doing them again

bêśt ßüÿ (oct 2022): $100 🧬 through live chat, super easy

štévé mæddėń (oct 2022): $300 🧬, had to wait 2 and a half weeks after delivery date to get cs to refund

👸pöłlÿ (oct 2022): $300 peb, had to wait 10 days after the delivery date and send them pics of the package/what items i received

ñörth fàçė (oct 2022): $400 🧬 didn’t work, they literally pulled up my address on google maps to match it to the photo the shipping carrier took

fïñīśh łîńē (nov 2022): $100 🧬 super easy through live chat

walmart (nov 2022): $100 waited 4 days, peb super easy through live chat

vïçtørīâ’ś šēčręt (dec 2022): $200 🧬 through live chat

tärgēt (dec 2022): $200 multiple packages 🧬 through live chat, even refunded me for the stuff that arrived

(Updated Jan 23)

G/0ss/3r: $366 Feb/Jan 2022 DeeNA both times! New acc, Emailed n said i didn't receive my package n refunded immediately both times. If they push for reshipment, say it was for a birthday present and that you already got them something else

Urd@n 0ut£itt3rz: $120 ordered 2 items, received 1! I ordered an expensive kanken and a $20 backpack, claimed i didn't get the kanken (note this was years ago, like 2019)

K@t3 ♠️: ~$260 June 2022 2 different parcels but when I talked to CS thru live chat and said I didn't receive one(1) item, they refunded me for both! Easiest 🧬 so far

Sh3!n: $350 june 2022 + $250 august 2022!! First time, I got my items in 2 diff parcels, one containing about $100 worth of stuff and the other $250. Live chat refunded my $100 package right away, had to wait a week for an investigation for the $250 refund. Might be tightening up? Or maybe just trying to scare you. Second time i got 2 parcels, one containing only 1 shirt n everything else in the second parcel. DNAd the 2nd parcel worth all the money, 7 day inves

dîçkś śpörtïng gôœds: ~$200, july 2022, super super duper easy!! Sweetest CS ever, pushed for reship but i said it was for a birthday and i already got my friend a different gift, offered refund!!

$250, dec 2022, super ez! claimed dna, they offered teship/refund i opted for ref :3

Tærtë- ~$250, july 2022 ez. I contacted the day after my package was delivered and they told me to wait another day. The next day I came into chat and got the option of refund or reship :) ref obv!

âmæž0n- $320, july 2022, super ez pz. I contacted live chat 2 days later, and was offered a refund as soon as I explained my issue (:

$370 september 2022, made me wait 48 hours, pushed for reship but said it was a gift so they gave me a refund.

L0v3H0n3y- $150, august 2022, ez thru live chat! Was offered a choice between reship n refund

B&BVV- $115, Oct 2022, i just ordered a shit ton of candles n claimed they all came damaged and that i cut myself on the glass through live chat. Offered reship but i said i'd like to buy them in person and they offered refund

TÄRG3T- $95 🧬 , nov 2022, live chat, no inves, 2 items in the parcel, ez dub

$250 🧬, dec 2022-23, live chat, 2 week investigation, 3 items in the parcel, ez dub

VS- $350 🧬 Jan 2023, oh my god so easy through live chat. Said the package didn't arrive, they offered refund immediately :)

SK!MZ- $350, EB, Jan 2023. I claimed EB and they made me file a claim with ups, but as soon as I sent them the claim info they gave me a refund.

F!N!SH L!N3- $180, 🧬, Jan 2023. New acc, no prev orders, claimed that neither parcel arrived and they offered refund or reship.

🇺🇸 🦅- $130, 🧬, jan 2023, New acc, no prev orders, live chat, claimed the parcel didn't arrive and they offered refund

GYM 🦈- $310, 🧬 Feb 2023 ez, said they investigated but tbh i don't see anything about an invest? so idk if they just said that or if i just don't know how to find investigations on my acc lol

KH0LZ- $100, 🧬 feb 2023, ez! Claims 🧬 thru live chat and was offered a ref

!NST@ - $350, 🧬, feb 2023 ez! Emailed the company i bought from and they offered reship, claimed it was a gift and offered refund :)

$350 🧬 march 2023 successful

L0v3 🍯- $250, March 2023 🧬, thru email ezzzz

Sh3!n- $250, 🧬 March 2023, ez pz, live chat said they investigated but then i emailed a few days later n got the ref the next day

Orders I Have On The Way

Calv!n Kl3!n - $250

🎯- $250

(for g0th and alt3rnativ3 aesthetics/styles)

did a little researching from reviews and site details.

L!p S3rvic3: Hard. They aren't responsible for p@ckages after shipm3nts but if u push and tussle about it not arr!ving for 1-2 weeks they eventually have nothing left to do but offer r3fund. Not recommended.

D0c M@rt3ns: Not too difficult. I'd recommend Dn4 when ordering them on N0rdstr0m. If they are hesitant/refuse to at first through email, call support and they will be an instant help! might ask you to wait a little longer but eventually will offer r3fund.

K!llsttar: 97% success rate! W!ll make you file a cla!m first and will usually offer r3funds almost immediately! pls wait 2-3 days before cla!m to be safe. also good if u don't support them for being dicks but u like their clothes! "sc@mmer get sc@mmed!" 😍

V@mpir3FreakSS DO NOT CLA!M DN4. if you select sh!pping protection they will instruct you to create a p0lice rep0rt for th3ft. If you do without protection, they simply will not do anything about it. You're better off d0ing returns/3mpty Box

D!sturbi@: EASY BUT just know: They say they will inv3stigate but from what ive read, its most likely just a lie and they'll r3fund in a week or less. If you don't hear from them after 7 days of filing cla!m just email asking for an update or complain on a review site and theyll say they've processed your r3fund.

TR!PP N.Y.C: NO R3FUNDS. EMPTY B0X PROBABLY BETTER TO DO. would not recommend generally for any tricks.

Am@z©n: VARIES BUT MOSTLY EASY! do not claim Dn4 if they have taken a picture of your pac kag 3 (which you can check on delivery status/arrived email). If no photo was taken, claim and will r3fund quickly.

D0llsk!ll: Do not cla!m Dn4. Not responsible for l0st packages. In exceptions they only offer r3sending packag3s. bad company overall LOLLL

Sp3nc3rs: Easy! Cust0mer Servic3 isn't the best and may be slow but they're pretty kind and will offer r3funds for DN4. May ask to wait for a bit or look around for pack ag3 but other than that, they shouldn't really ask anything else.

H0t T0p!c: DO NOT TRY. Not responsible for p@ckages after sh!pment. May do some exceptions for ups3t customers but it really isn't the best store to dn4 from anyways and will probably refuse r3funds 89% of the time.

ALL ROLEPLAY!

Maybe I’m just not following the right blogs, but I never see these stores in posts!

1. Office Depot: you can’t buy a 4.0, but you can buy the most wonderful school supplies ever! Specifically this store, though, because a) there are only cameras in the desk/chair/computer sections, b) few customers and SAs, c) the high walls are good shelter, d )no LP? It’s like 2 cashiers and some tech people who don’t care.

2. Nordstrom: don’t let the big name scare you! BP. is my favorite brand to shop from there because a) too cute! b) dressing rooms are monitored but they don’t count your items, c) nothing is tagged d) I believe they only prosecute if you get greedy and take a LOT.

3. Old Navy: seriously, one of the easiest places! I recommend it for beginners or seasoned shoplifters that want something simple. They definitely don’t always have the most trendy pieces, but they’re bomb for basics (jeans, plaid/flannel, t-shirts) and athletic wear, and a) only some things are tagged b) dressing rooms aren’t monitored c) they don’t really care if you beep on the way out d) shoes are the easiest fucking thing here! Take em into the dressing room (detag if necessary) and slip them in your bag or literally just wear them out e) no annoying SAs.

4. Gap: again, it’s fancy but don’t freak out! I like them because they have really nice basics and athletic wear and a) fitting rooms aren’t monitored b) only some things are tagged c) one time, I walked out of there with something tagged (literally not even trying to shoplift, I totally just forgot a had it), the alarm went off, the cashier smiled/winked/waved at me??

5. Starbucks: an untapped gold mine! a) baristas are waaaay too busy to care/told not to worry, b) nothing’s tagged c) hella helped me work on my concealing skills. I might make a whole post about this later.

BE SAFE!

this is my masterlist, use this w a grain of salt. What may worked then may not work now. be careful & stay safe ! 🤍

color key:

green: success

orange: hit or miss

red: big fat FAIL

n1ke (dec. 22) ($100) : from what i’ve heard, this site is DEAD. i did it once back in dec. 22 and got a pair of nike blazers and paid through afterpay. It was around the holidays so i claimed dna and told cs it was a gift and i got a refund instantly.

vs (dec. 22) ($56): not sure if the site still works but i spoke to two cs agents and pushed for a refund. told them my package probably got lost in transit and offered between a reship and refund.

Lídś (feb. 23, $48) dna. disputed through paypal & claimed to have already contacted cs w no reply. sent me an email offering me a full refund.

diçkîës: (jun. 23, $55) disputed through paypal, gave me a refund after claiming dna. didn’t ask for proof. doesn’t refund shipping costs.

wälmârt (dec. 23, $39): FAIL. tried to dispute through paypal, cs PUSHED to have the item sent back after i told them i tossed it. never got back to me. might try again but through the app since people have had successes through there

tïkt0k shop (jan. 24, $7): tested it out, paid w paypal. instant refund, no cs, no ? asked. basically a free for all.

🎯 (jan. 24, $22): claimed dna, spoke to the lc bot they have in app, easiest refund ever. used on aged acct.

sçàmäžøn (feb. 24, $37): claimed eb on both packages, got a refund on both. the first refund i got was waaay easier, made me file a claim (through email) and gave me a refund right after.

zàppöś: (feb. 24, $166): claimed dna on both, shipped in two diff packages. no investigation, got refunded the day after.

zàppöś: (feb. 24, $524): diff address & payment method. both packages came different days and i claimed 🧬 & received a refund. basically a free for all

aśoś: (mar. 24, $69) my package got delayed so it was a bit easier, claimed dna and received a refund.

hßm: (mar. 24, $63) ûpś took a photo OF my package outside my door so i couldn’t claim dna, since it was just one order on a brand new acc, i claimed eb. cs told me they’d start an investigation and gave me an invest. # but refunded me like 4 hours later ? idk but its a hit or miss imo.

f21: (mar.24, $69) legitimately had a shipping issue. the customer service is literally useless and repeats the same shit over and over. also someone said f21 claims that once your package ships out they aren’t responsible for it after. big fat fail

d1ckïes: (mar.24, $118) waited a few days, claimed dna through live chat and my refund is now processing.

sśënśe: (mar.24, $215) very big hit or miss. i claimed eb since my package was left at a pickup point but the box was busted. First cs agent i spoke to filed an investigation, asked for pictures of the box (busted). Spoke to a different agent the next day & gave me a refund since the company doesn’t have a reship policy.

fînîśhlîñé: (mar. 24, $118) live chat is only open for a few hours, but told the agent my order was missing, no invest. and offered a reship or refund :). very ez

źâppœś: (mar. 24, $59) ordered a gift for my little brother n shipping got delayed even after paying for two day. cs agent didn’t seem to gaf and offered a reship bur i pushed for refund.

🧬’s in prog:

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