& Living Like A Broke B****

Don’t go there too often but I have a lowkey genius tip for not just f21 but stores that count items! So all you need is all the shit you wanna lift and then grab a rando pair of jeans or pants. Put your stuff into the pant legs when you get to a blind spot. Go to the rooms and be like “just these three pairs, my parents are ordering online so I’m trying to find out what size I am.” Now you have an excuse not to buy ANYTHING and you are able to get many items in the fitting room.😏😏😏😏

‼️PSA‼️

Everyone be sure to look up felony amounts (lifted total when caught) in your state. Some are $1000 some are $500, some as low as just $100. Know which tools will lead to an automatic felony. (Hide them on body. Not in purse.) The more your haul is adding up to be the more careful you need to get.

Some states require to to actually leave the store with the goods. Some states just need you to seem like your leaving without the intent to pay (walking towards the exit even if you didn’t leave yet).

Especially if you are 18+

Look up whether your state allows expungements or pre trial diversions. Be careful in states that do not allow expungement (removal of charge from your record). It won’t matter if it’s a misdemeanor or a felony. The arrest charge will stay on your record.

If you are arrested, fingerprinted and released because they dropped the charges or your case was dismissed, the arrest will still stay on your record.

I’m not telling you not to lift. (I got caught/arrested and I don’t plan on stopping here)

I wasn’t aware on most of this info when I got caught, but it is important to know. Don’t forget that what we are doing is illegal and can have serious consequences. Know your individual state laws as always be careful. The stuff isn’t yours until you leave the property. Don’t get reckless.

Spread this message.

Always be prepared for the worse case scenario.

I’ve been lifting for over a year and I’m less active on this app.

Is there like a discreet gc or something where lifters can share tips or ask questions?

If not, who would be down to make one (gotta think of a good app or something) (obviously we’ll have to do some sort of verification to add ppl)

1. the rush of adrenaline walking out of the towers and not beeping

2. getting a new magnet/hook

3. totaling up a big haul in ur room

4. finding shit for your friends/family that’s easy to lift

5. back to school/black friday/cyber monday sales days where you can easily lift without being sussed too much

6. getting away w/ your partner and excitedly showing each other what you got

7. swapping stories/techniques with other lifters and trying them out at stores

8. finding a new concealing method that you can pull off

9. being gay and doing crime

10. when the security guard smiles at you/passes you w/o a second glance

11. when there’s only one SA in a VERY easy store, and they’re overly friendly so u end up having a friend distract them while u snatch like 6 pins (oddly specific but me and my partner do it ALL the time)

12. when the SAs that suss/cs you don’t follow because you don’t beep

13. when you’re able to chat with the SA’s as if you’re not a felon level thief and carrying at least $200 worth of stolen merchandise from their store

14. finding a SUPER easy store to practice at with tons of blindspots, lazy SAs, and practically no LP

I’ve been lifting for over a year and I’m less active on this app.

Is there like a discreet gc or something where lifters can share tips or ask questions?

If not, who would be down to make one (gotta think of a good app or something) (obviously we’ll have to do some sort of verification to add ppl)

Well it’s 5 am and I’m still hyped up on adderall, so I guess now’s a better time than ever to write a post on Apple.

This is gonna be kind of like a general Apple lifting guide, with some specifics about the iPod thrown in.

For starters, try to go when it’s very busy; usually around holidays and on weekend afternoons.

To get an iPod/pretty much any product that’s on the shelves at the Apple Store, you can:- Literally just walk out with it in your hand. I’ve done this quite a few times, even with bigger electronics (that drone), and have never been caught. - Conceal when there isn’t anyone looking; it’s pretty small, you should be fine (gotta be comfortable concealing in a crowd). I find that this is easy to do when sitting down at one of the computers. You can even sit back and play around for like 10 or 20 mins, put the item in your bag very casually, and leave. Easy peasy.

Things to know beforehand:- Apple has tiny, discreet cameras in the ceiling; however, I’m almost positive they’re not actively monitored, and I personally don’t worry about them, especially on busy days. - Genius’ jobs are to provide technical support and make sales. They usually aren’t too pushy, but will approach you at least once with something along the lines of “Are you looking for anything specific today?”. You can say something like, “I’m just browsing a little, but thanks!”. Be polite, it helps. - That brings me to my next point: Apple has a special on-floor security guy that usually just kinda wanders around the store, looking serious and whatnot. Sometimes you’ll get lucky and they won’t be on duty. If they are, they’re actually very easy to spot; they’ll be the one person in the store just chilling out, waiting next to a table. Honestly these guys are mostly for show, I’ve never seen them being very attentive, but always exercise caution. - YOU. WILL. NOT. BEEP. Apple Stores don’t have sensors at the entrance. Not a single Apple product (cables, iPods, headphones…) is source-tagged. However, Apple does sell stuff from other manufacturers, some of which source tag their stuff (usually the more expensive items). You still won’t beep, but you will when you take that item into a different store that actually has sensors. So if you don’t have a car or somewhere to put that thing, plan on getting that item as the last part of your trip. - If you have an iPhone with the Apple Store app, use EasyPay to your advantage; when you et in the store, connect to its wifi. Then, open the Apple Store app and find the “EasyPay” button. Use this to scan barcodes of items you intend to lift. When you get to the screen right before you pay for the item, cancel the transaction. That way, on the off chance that you’re stopped on the way out, you can say, “ohmygosh I’m such a dunce, I can’t believe I got the wrong button! Here, just take it, I’m so stupid sometimes”. Play the forgetful-rich-kid type. A note, however: EasyPay will not work on, I assume, Apple products, like iPods and the Beats Pill+. I haven’t tried charging cables and whatnot though,so that might be good to check just in case. - Like I said before, most of the Geniuses aren’t Loss Prevention. At the stores I’ve gone to, it’s not like, say, Sephora, where they’ll memorize what you’ve got in your hands the second they see you carrying something. As long as you don’t carry like four iPods over to the other side of the store, the geniuses more than likely won’t care what you’re holding, unless they’re trying to encourage you to buy it. If that’s the case, I would say to just pretend to be indecisive about buying it until they leave. Most of the time they’re really busy, and won’t bother you too long. - Acting is fucking key here. You have to cover up whatever fears you have, completely. Maybe take some anti-anxiety meds beforehand if you know you can’t control it (haven’t actually tried this though, tell me how it goes). When you tell the Genius you’re browsing, you should make it look like you’re actually browsing, not just staring at the iPods trying to psych yourself up

The Apple Store is probably my favorite place to lift from. I get speakers, iPods, headphones, everything short of a phone or computer. I do walk-outs with beats headphones all the time, and even got a GoPro once (they stopped putting them out in the shelves since then rip). It’s honestly a booster’s dream, I’m gonna be so sad when iPods die off, I sell so many.

Today’s small haul!!!