Functional Thickness

Hi anon, you will be able crush watermelons with your thighs!

If you want to get strong and big legs, you will have to train them hard and increase your caloric intake. Focus on both strength and high volume trainings while doing compound exercises.

You’re most likely to be an ectomorph, here are some info on how to eat and how to train:

https://www.gymaholic.co/articles/eat-and-train-according-to-your-body-type

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

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