Lets Get This Tinapay

you better stay hydrated if you know what is good for you

um was that a threat?

Y E S

so im layin there,,,,,,,,,,,,tits out for Aphrodite……..

I have no self of steam

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

no no no, you don’t understand the true level of spiteful here. The sender of a letter didn’t pay for the post in 1800. The receiver did. You just made your enemy pay for the privilege of being insulted.

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

unfollow if you have airpods

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

bukkake is technically a baby shower