﹒ ⋆ ˙ 𝑘𝑒𝑖𝑛 ╱ 𝑬𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍

accents.   they can literally mimic any accent they’ve ever heard, and it’s a little terrifying to be honest. where are they even from, anyway?

green thumb.   they live in a high-rise with two tiny ass windows, but somehow manage to keep their indoor garden alive and thriving.

hearing.   don’t bother whispering around them. or anywhere near them, for that matter. they can hear through walls, basically.

measurement.   they know how far 6 feet is just by looking, and never bother with measuring cups or scales.

organization.   nothing in their house, office or car is ever, ever out of place. even their junk drawer is arranged by color.

mental calculation.   it’s not just adding and subtracting — they can tell you what 20% off $24.99 is in eight seconds flat.

the perfect cup of coffee.   it’s the reason most people stay the night at their place. word gets around, y’know?

perfect pitch.   not a professional singer by any means, and they don’t wanna be — singing is just a joy, and damn are they good.

predicting the ending.   yeah, they’re that person. they know exactly how the movie is going to end, five minutes into it.

quick reflexes.    something’s falling off the counter? no problem. they won’t let it hit the ground. and they sure as hell have never spilled their truly in the pool.

sense of direction.   they’re never lost. literally ever. also your personal gps.

storytelling.   they’re always telling you about something that happened on the train that morning or making up something for bedtime, they just make it look so easy.

thrift shopping.   they literally walk into any thrift store and find the nicest fucking stuff. it’s insane. but they also give the best birthday presents, so it’s fine.

throwing accuracy.    they can throw a crumpled peach & pear la croix can across the room and right into the garbage can, every time.