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DEAR DIARY,

  We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin.

Now, we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.”

The Top Ten Stupid Answers To Game Show Questions

1.    Blasphemous – Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”

2.    Carlo of Taguig – Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”

3.    Pancho – Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”

4.    Joan C – Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga…” A: “Ninja?”

5.    Potpot/Simplyme – Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”

6.    Arcueid – Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”

7.    Raimon – Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”

8.    Bonnjeru – Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”

9.    MaudeEvans – Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”

10.  Supertanker – Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”

11.  RC & Cess – Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red…” A: “Ribbon!”

12.  Jose de Vengenge – Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”

13.  Arcueid – Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”

14.  LilMaui – Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”

15.  Katherine – Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”

16.  RC & Cess – Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”

17.  RC & Cess – Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”

18.  LilRedShiningNips – Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”

19.  Jose de Vengenge – Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”

20.  Ned – Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”

21.  Boc – Q: “Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?” A: “Yung tangkay?”

22.  Espeks – Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”

23.  No Angel – Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”

24.  No name – Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”

25.  No name – Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”

26.  Kayee – Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”

27.  Kid Bukid – Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”

28.  His Cuteness – Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”

29.  Katuray – Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”

30.  Loipogi – Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”

31.  litzkrieg – Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”

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[ || annediy ||] onga!!! kaasar noh!☺

[ || annediy ||] eewww… kahiya!!☺

        [ || annediy ||] ang cheesy!!!!☺

[ || annediy ||] tama… please lang ha!☺

       [ || annediy ||] kala ko pinapatranslate nanaman nya ung question eh.☺

this is my first tumblr post and im not really sure whats gonna happen after this.no pics yet, ill do it some other time.in fact, i actually have nothing to write here.

just come from work and my mind is just so full of all the things...