Shooting Stars

“Hey, come here. It’s alright.”

“Shh. It’s okay.”

“You got me, and I’m not so bad, right?”

“I know what you need. Hold on.”

“I’m arresting you for being criminally cute.”

“Sleeping in? Hell yeah.”

“That was my blanket! Come on…”

“Don’t you dare. No, no puppy face of yours is gonna work…”

“I just found out I have $40 more than I thought. We’re getting take out!”

“Have some of this. You’ll feel better.”

“Ey, I got you. You know I do.”

“I’m glad you’re here. Truly.”

“Thank you for being gentle.”

“You did not just throw that pillow at me!”

“Door’s locked, lights are off… snacks are here, what’s next?”

“Your hands are cold, let me help.”

“You really didn’t need to, you know.”

“You needed a hug.”

“I will not be broken… I will not be… fine, you win stop with the face.”

“No, you’re cute. End of story.”

“I’m not cute. End of story.”

“Listen, we don’t have to fight, we can both be adorable.”

“…but I like it when you’re a soft dork.”

“Come on, get over here.”

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❝ you’re good enough. ❞

❝ you’re important. ❞

❝ everything’s gonna be okay. ❞

❝ she pulled through. ❞

❝ i forgive you. ❞

❝ i love you. ❞

❝ you’re not alone. ❞

❝ you’re my favorite person in the world. ❞

❝ i’m so glad you’re doing better. ❞

❝ it’s so nice to hear you laugh again. ❞ 

❝ your laugh is contagious! ❞

❝ you can do this on your own. i believe in you. ❞

❝ you know what i love about you? ❞

❝ i love spending time with you. ❞

❝ i’m here for you. ❞

❝ you’re right. ❞ 

❝ i can’t stop thinking about you. ❞

❝ you look amazing. ❞

❝ we’re in this together. ❞

❝ you’ve got this! ❞

❝ i missed you. ❞

❝ i did the dishes! ❞

❝ last night was incredible. ❞

❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞

❝ i don’t understand, but i want to try. ❞

❝ how can i help? ❞

❝ breakfast in bed? ❞

❝ dinner was great. ❞

❝ let me make dinner tonight? ❞

❝ lets go to the park. ❞

❝ thank you. really. ❞

❝ you’re wanted. ❞

❝ i got you a coffee. ❞

❝ can i ask your opinion on something? ❞

❝ there’s my beautiful bride! ❞

❝ i’m the luckiest man alive. ❞

❝ so, i made plans for us. ❞

❝ don’t worry, i’ll take care of it! ❞

❝ go do something for yourself. ❞

❝ i took a day off work tomorrow. ❞

❝ go hang out with the girls tonight. ❞

❝ what do you need from me? ❞

❝ tell me about your day. ❞

❝ i trust you. ❞

I swear to you, I will do everything in my power until there’s not a breath left in me.

____ is not that bad. He’s just… larger than life.

You need to control yourself, and think before you act.

A few days in space. What’s the worst that could happen?

____ is a genuine American hero.

I found a broken gasket from space.

Time for your lesson – Chem 101. What happens when you rapidly cool hot metal?

That’s my nose, genius. These are my lips.

You really think those people out there care about you?

You’re just a fad to them, ____

Any more bright ideas?

 Why don’t you strip down and have a hundred people stare at you?! 

Digital camera: $254. Memory stick: $59. The look on your hard-ass former CO’s grill when he finds out he’s your junior officer: priceless.

Dr. Phil, that’s deep. Let’s think about that for a moment.

Why thank you, so are you. And, I’m not afraid to cry.

Tell you what? You meet me at 4:01, it’ll give you a minute to freshen up.

My future wife!

You have been saying that for years.

You guys are cramping my style.

Got it. Supernova. Bad.

See? That’s your problem _____. You always think you never act.

What if we got these powers for a reason? A higher calling?

You guys should accept it… or better yet enjoy it.

You’re not mom, don’t talk to me like I’m a little boy, okay?

Let’s try something new, You live your life, I’ll live mine, Sound good?

Oh, And just for the record, they love me!

Where are your ears?

Come on..! Come on! FLAME ON!

Whoa. Ladies. I need names and shots. Bartender!

Typical of _____ to build a 30 foot statue of himself.

It was a freak of nature. You couldn’t have possibly predicted it. Let it go.

That’s it Tinkerbell! You want to fly? Then fly!

Good thing you’re flexible enough to watch your own back… ‘cause I ain’t doing it no more.

Don’t trouble your tiny little mind.

I can handle the ship. I can even handle Mr. Blond ambition. But I don’t know if I should be flying or doing Swan Lake in these suits.

Every man dreams he’ll meet a woman he can give the world to. In my case, that’s not just a metaphor.

Pay your damn electric bill and get to work on finding a cure.

No. I cannot take orders from the underwear model

That wingnut washed out of NASA for sneaking two Victoria Secret wannabes into a flight simulator.

They crashed it into a wall. A flight simulator.

Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn’t do anything to fix your face.

I think we have a serious problem.

Wow. You’ve been working out.