introverts be like i cant wait to wear my big sweater and eat a book

drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

my ideal summer body: glistening in the sun, adorned in diamonds, recently nourished with raspberries and rosé, $100,000 richer

brought my cat into my room and she leaves two seconds after I lay down?? just experienced the 21st century version of judas betraying jesus and lemme tell u it does not feel great !

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

if my 60 year old coworker doesn’t stop asking me to do shit that isn’t my job because he’s not used to not having an assistant and doesn’t feel like learning to use technology on his own, I will fucking screech

“using word isn’t a skill, everyone knows how to do it, don’t include it on your resume” obviously you have not met my coworker

My advice to everyone is to develop a thick skin but not to lose ur softness. Like moisturise spiritually

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

I need to be rawed emotionally…..in my heart….

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him