IT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOI

OOC: yep. I did it. Made another side blog. This one’s an rp blog. Yay me.

Lex’s toyhouse profile.

Okay I think I just imagined the most wholesome father and son moment between Buzz and Lex

While I tell you this, I should state if I haven’t before, Lex is actually very insecure about his self harm scars and feels like he can’t go out the house without something to cover them. Lex would probably talk to buzz about this and he would say “Son, scars tell stories. They tell others that you went through something and made it. Hell, sometimes they help others feel not alone with their struggles. I understand you not wanting to show them to the world, but remember, they’re there to say ‘I went through hell and I made it, bitches!’, not uh.. whatever dumb stuff dumb people say. Alright?”

Aw, I’m sorry.

To be completely honest, I was hoping it was a UTI.

.. Why would you want that?

It’s less dysphoric.

That’s- oh my fudge, Lex. *face palms*

.. You wanna down a whole bag of chips with me?

🌱: QUITE TESTING YOUR LIMITS.

YOURE NOT MY MOM!

🎸: Took you long enough, Chas’ been freaking out.

Oh shit, has she?

🎸: It was quite annoying actually, she kept on going *in a mocky feminine voice* “oh no, my poor wittle cat boy! Oh whatever shall I do with out the love of my life oh boo hoo!”

🌱: Thats it, I’m calling Buzz.

Come on, I’ll be fi- *plops onto the floor unconscious*

🌱: Lex, that’s not funny, get up right now.

*silence*

There’s no way you’re gonna drink that.

Sounds like a challenge.. *opens the bottle*

Lex, wait- don’t-

*starts chugging down dish soap*

👓: Lex, it’s pride month not Memorial Day-