I am so fucking lost right now....

I noticed you have a gay son. Can my gay son come queen out with him?

Your gay son started an OnlyFans with my gay son

You know how boys are 🤣

I am legit crying right now

Do you think someday we’ll live in times that are precedented

Yeah if we have another pandemic

We’re in a lesbian-centric semi-nonsexual throuple with us and Mike Wake

It means we don’t have sex with him as often as we have sex with each other but we do love him and he does live here and he’s in this relationship . He’s in this relationship

I want him to raw me so hard they have to pick my remains out of the cracks in the floorboards.

talking to a queer person you just met and slowly beginning to realize they're a category 10 normie is honestly horror movie material you're just saying your funny words seeing the recognition-as-human slowly drain from their eyes feeling the violins in the score swell as it dawns on you that this person has never even interacted with an armpit in a sexual context

these ones

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

even the top gets called a faggot