DEXTER SEASON 1 SENTENCE STARTERS.
contains references to murder, death, etc. feel free to change wording/pronouns as needed.
"stop. praying never helped anybody."
"that's good. beg."
"people fake a lot of human interactions, but i feel like i fake them all."
"if i could have feelings at all, i'd have them for [name]."
"G-d forbid she listens to what you have to say."
"i always get smarter when i'm talking to you."
"it's always just seemed so… undignified."
"you can't help what happened to you, but you can make the best of it."
"you are not alone, and you are loved."
"i didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
"and, well...i want you."
"we opened a bottle of pinot gris, then we finished a bottle of pinot gris. before i knew it, we were…"
"there's nothing a new city can't cure."
"it's not entirely unpleasant."
"i can't believe i found the one good, truly decent man left on the planet."
"imagine me picking the wrong guy, huh?"
"i think our boy's got his confidence back."
"how did it feel to kill a guy?"
"what's wrong with being a fucking whore, huh?"
"your father never would've pulled the kind of shit you just did."
"i would talk to her, but i don't want to start something."
"i'm just trying to be part of the team."
"he's a felony waiting to happen."
"fuck anyone's wife lately?"
"i need to let her know that i'm sorry. i need to tell her."
"that was...unexpected."
"i have no problem with unexpected."
"if i found someone, so can you, right?"
"maybe you ought to just calm the hell down."
"yo, pretty boy, you're stealing my thunder."
"watch out for this guy. he's a dog."
"you are a dog, aren't you?"
"maybe you should just learn the basics before you reinvent the damn wheel."
"don't go down that emotional road, just go down on her. it's easier, and she'll be distracted."
"you can learn to fake a lot of things."
"which one of you thought this up?"
"you're like me, but you make it work. how?"
"we want the same life. we both -- we want the same thing."
"do you have a dream for your life, your future?"
"i've had enough excitement, thank you. now, i'll take boring."











