levi a. miller

A box of cupcakes sounds nice to me, although you’ve got to join me in eating them.

I think I can manage that.

I suppose being of a similar sort of age would help, but I’m not entirely sure I could deal with them. Oh, the service industry can be awful. I had a woman yell at me for around ten minutes because I accidentally made her coffee to go when she wanted to sit in. So she tried to complain to my manager for my actions. That was fun.

Oh, Jesus, what’s the big deal, lady? Just pour it in a different cup! God, I do not miss my days at McDonalds in high school.

That’s not the case, I swear. I’m sorry. I really didn’t mean for it to come off like that. I was genuine with what I said. I really did think it was worth having subs if it meant you went home after helping kids learn.

Oh, okay, no worries. I’m a simple guy, sometimes a nice sub is all I need.

I mean, we all know the Universe has something against me, but this was cruel. I hope I’ll find a way to deal with the pain and trauma. 

I’ll buy you a drink, if you want. That’s about the best I can offer, on my salary.

At least you’re able to help kids for the day and go home to your delicious sub. That’s gotta be worth it all.

I feel like you’re mocking me...

Me either. But then I don’t envy you either. The thought of trying to get high school kids to listen to what I’m saying is almost like a nightmare to me. I have respect for you for being able to do it.

I mean, I think it’s a little easier for me, than some teachers, because I’m younger and I try and have a mutual respect thing, rather than just me bossing them around all the time, but... yeah. Sometimes it can be a pain in the ass. But it’s not like the service industry is any easier. People can be dicks in any profession.

No, don’t be sorry! It just kind of has me feeling sorry for those that have to do those jobs. 

I don’t envy them, that’s for sure.

Hey that’s not too bad. You gotta eat right?

True. And it’s not too bad of an idea to save a buck. That luxurious teacher’s salary only goes so far.

I’m already banned from the Palms and all of Canada. The last thing I need is more bans on my belt. 

That shouldn’t be as surprising as it is. All of Canada? Really? How’d you swing that?

See, now it’s the only thing I can think about and I’m feeling really gross.

Sorry, B. I didn’t mean to put it into your head.

That’s actually a really good point. Oh gosh, I’d hate to even think what it’d be like if I worked in that and had an accident. Do you think it’s happened to anyone before?

I don’t really want to think about it, to be honest. I just had my lunch.

That’s what I’m hoping as well. I just really loved the whole experience. It was really the biggest job I’ve had so far. Anything exciting happen to you lately?

That’s awesome. Nope, nothing too exciting here, sorry to report. I did get a coupon for half off a sub at this place I like, if that counts...

Tell me, bruh, I’m not afraid to hear it. 

To put it nicely? I think you should be banned from every tattoo parlor on the planet.

Thank you! It’s big news to me, or if you’re into fashion and stuff. 

I knew it was a big event, I just don’t know too much about it. I heard some of my students talking about it, though. That’s awesome, hopefully it opens some more doors for you, huh?