boysandberry

my old forest got demolished to make room for a new Dairy Queen™® which would have been badass but its one of those locations that doesnt have fryers so honestly whats the fucking point of anything anymore

some fuckass alchemist just plucked my toadstool house from the ground and is brewing healing potions with it i still owed 30 berries on it oh my fucking god oh my god

another day another gnome dollar

that stupid bitch tammy fired dylan from the supermarket who the fuck is going to give me cigarette butts now

dropped all my fucking berries

the magic forest is wonderful this time of year is what i would say if it fucking was it fucking suck out here

hee hee uwee hee heee