guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

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guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

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the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
The MHL decides to partner with Heartthrobs Against Heart Disease for their 2018 fundraising calendar. It's a Canadian non-profit that features various Heartthrobs in various states of undress at their various jobs. They had firefighter editions, teacher editions, and even farmer editions. The MHL sent out an email to a few dozen of Canadian players, asking if anyone had a free day over the summer.
Yuna Hollander does not hesitate to scoop that charitable opportunity up.
They get their 12 players, one for each month. Shane gets his birth month, May. The tagline on top of his photo is: "I may be a two-time Stanley Cup winner, but I still get checked regularly for early onset heart disease."
During the following preseason, Ilya walks in on the Bears howling with laughter about something. Never one to be left out, Ilya demands to know what's so funny. He's passed a Heartthrob Against Heart Disease 2018-2019 calendar and joins in on the laughter as he flips through these idiots. That is, until he gets to May.
Shane is on the ice, a hockey stick slotted across his broad shoulders, arms draped over it. He's shirtless, only wearing gloves and his baggy hockey pants, ridden down on one side to show off the top of his underwear and the deep V just above his hips. They must have had him do pushups because his abs are more defined than usual, deep cuts across his stomach shimmering with a thin layer of sweat. His hair was messed up, like someone had run their hands through it. He was looking directly at the camera, a little smirk on his face like he knew exactly what he was doing. His biceps...
The calendar was snatched from him, which was probably a good thing, if the saliva pooling in his mouth and the tightness of his pants were anything to go by.
That night, away from any prying eyes and on a private browser, Ilya navigates to the Heartthrobs Against Heart Disease website. He about blacks out when he sees the Special Edition: Oops, All Hollander!

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Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.
One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence
To be fair, Rocky also needed some time to correctly interpret Graces needs- (I also did Grace comforting Rocky here)
you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers
of course! let me just-
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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.
this shit from the comments is unironically so fucking sad to me. this is where we’re at now? “aren’t books supposed to have morals?” genuinely let’s all just pack it in and go home, we tried the whole “experiencing life and art at a greater complexity level than an eight year old can handle” thing and it didn’t work out, somebody break the news to oscar wilde, we’re done here. “books are meant to teach you something.” christ.
@astromachinations I actually need this on the post

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Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.
My favorite part is the sink.
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference
You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it
you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
How do you feel?
great!! I love this
good!
It's okay
So bad. I hate this
This is similar to my real job!
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For a hockey player, Ilya Rozanov HATES golf. He thinks it’s boring and a waste of time. If he HAS to play, he’ll beg to go play mini golf at a course with a volcano that erupts when the ball gets in the hole. Because it’s fun.
Shane Hollander, however, thinks whoever invented golf was a fucking genius. There’s something about the sport that tickles his brain in just the right way. For a while, the only reason he’d go out with his team in Montreal was if it was out on a course.
The only reasons Ilya goes with Shane to a regular golf course is to ogle Shane in his slutty golf shorts (“They’re not slutty, Ilya! // “Everything you wear is slutty [russian pet name]”) and because it’s socially acceptable to do shots on the course with the cart girl (who he overtips for the love of the game).

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who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off
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RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.