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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

thats not a bong thats a bing

baby i can get angry over things you’ve never even imagined

Sometimes as a woman it’s important for you to wake up late and be alone in the house on a cloudy cold day with your feelings.

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

i would like everyone to know this is the scene where spongebobs burger absolutely kicks king neptunes ass

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

_ornl <- orange cat drinking water from his bowl

hô_ ← orange kitten drinking water from his bowl