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How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

hey can you watch my sopping wet cats for a sec

when you look like this and you love to bake, and dance and wear your boybestfriends clothes with no shame, and have millions of friends who you love unconditionally and you're obsessed with your job and your hobbies and your country and god and you love children and everyone wants you as a babysitter and you run a book club with your boybestfriend who despite the rumours about your relationship you refuse to distance yourself from and you read to children and you love dogs and christmas and cookies and romcoms and you're a family man and you let your boybestfriend spit on you in public and you chauffeur him around while listening to his terrible music and you play his white noise when he's going through it and you use pride tape without worry and throw annual birthday parties for your dog who you face time before games and you refuse to fight in said games because even though it's lowkey a violent af game you're just gentle and you have massive bunny teeth that are lowkey everything and you partake in charity events constantly and everyone just loves you and did i mention you look like this