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i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

The day where people genuinely take Will Smith Hockey seriously as a hockey player and understand how hard he works and how much he’s put into his career is the day I will find peace.

tearful expression of anguish and dismay → "no, no, no, no, no-" → orgasm

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost