this thing between us.

i get so gay off that dr pepper

phone in bed show me what I need to see

Girls kissing

where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

sometimes you gotta just jack off about it

I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

being a barbie forced to scissor another barbie must feel so good