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public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

Harry du Bois would duckduckgo this.

Queer Slur Heritage Post

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Imagine describing a house to someone who's never seen one before and asking them to draw it

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

i keep spending money. i should be killed

tch, stupid webp image. you will be a png when daddy puts you through the webp to png file converter

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing