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texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

“Leviticus watch party!” And it’s just me pausing the movie every two minutes to explain something and then crying hysterically at the ending and then asking to watch it again