The Bleu Room

I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?

“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”

reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.

Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.

oh, VERY good

Ivy: You know what, forget it. Just pass the phone to your sansevieria, will you Jerr? Let me ask them what you've ACTUALLY been doing.

i feel targeted

Oof this is my very essence.

i feel very exposed

80% of my text responses

open and non defense: the accuracy physically hurts

This was a good quiz, it hit the nail on the head for me. Looking for someone understands and respects personal space

Damn, this is really accurate. Honestly though I didn’t expect for this result to be spot on.

Wow that was so accurate it scared me

You read my mind, too good!! 👌

So spot on, it’s scary..

Very true for me as well. Gotta have a sense of humor

Really accurate! I love it!

Yeah that’s pretty accurate right there

It’s so accurate…that makes it scary

Wow, I think I like this more. 🌟

This is way more beautiful! Why did I not know about it sooner?