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🐝​ sillywasp Follow

This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸​🌼​🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭​ I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️​

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🦗​ crashopper Follow

HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

​🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice

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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine

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Then why is your blog full of vore

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Can't a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖​💓​💖​💓​💖​💓​

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:3c

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dont you FUCKIGN dare

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🕸️​ sneakyspidey Follow

*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

🦂​ pseudoabdomen Follow

why do you know so much about ants

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I tricked ants into raising me

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Isnt that a little exploitative?

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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Youre a termite of course youd say that

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That's so fucking racist???

🐛 fluffyfellow Follow

lmao .You are both racist 🙄​

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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

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Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him

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Some people, for some reason: *screaming and crying and throwing up* NO THEY’RE ICKY

Our most devastating fatal error as a society was making it normal to hate and fear bugs because when I say "hey, your yard should not be a barren wasteland that cannot support life" people are like "but what if there's a bug" yes. yes that's the life

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Hi exclamation point we want to talk to you stop

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Oh hi! There are a lot more of you then normal… uh how are you?

We need help with being understood and protected stop we need someone with hands who could retrieve a magic book for us stop

Queen spoke up to the others. "My subjects say this house is similar to the one Boris described. The book may already be here."

Spiderslayer addressed Curt.

Danny thought about it for a minute.

Is the one with the book the man you were so worried about loving question mark

If you makes you feel better I almost killed Owen once. It’s actually a deep regret for me but like-

We do not want to kill your boyfriend comma do not worry about that stop

Bee misses her comma but it is not revenge we want stop

We would love a grave for her stop

Hi exclamation point we want to talk to you stop

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Oh hi! There are a lot more of you then normal… uh how are you?

We need help with being understood and protected stop we need someone with hands who could retrieve a magic book for us stop

Queen spoke up to the others. "My subjects say this house is similar to the one Boris described. The book may already be here."

Spiderslayer addressed Curt.

Danny thought about it for a minute.

Is the one with the book the man you were so worried about loving question mark

If you makes you feel better I almost killed Owen once. It’s actually a deep regret for me but like-

We do not want to kill your boyfriend comma do not worry about that stop

Bee misses her comma but it is not revenge we want stop

We would love a grave for her stop

Hi exclamation point we want to talk to you stop

🍊

Oh hi! There are a lot more of you then normal… uh how are you?

We need help with being understood and protected stop we need someone with hands who could retrieve a magic book for us stop

Queen spoke up to the others. "My subjects say this house is similar to the one Boris described. The book may already be here."

Spiderslayer addressed Curt.

Danny thought about it for a minute.

Is the one with the book the man you were so worried about loving question mark

If you makes you feel better I almost killed Owen once. It’s actually a deep regret for me but like-

We do not want to kill your boyfriend comma do not worry about that stop

Bee misses her comma but it is not revenge we want stop

Hi exclamation point we want to talk to you stop

🍊

Oh hi! There are a lot more of you then normal… uh how are you?

We need help with being understood and protected stop we need someone with hands who could retrieve a magic book for us stop

Queen spoke up to the others. "My subjects say this house is similar to the one Boris described. The book may already be here."

Spiderslayer addressed Curt.

Danny thought about it for a minute.

Is the one with the book the man you were so worried about loving question mark

If you makes you feel better I almost killed Owen once. It’s actually a deep regret for me but like-

We do not want to kill your boyfriend comma do not worry about that stop

Bee misses her comma but it is not revenge we want stop