Leo ☀️ @leo-does-crime - Tumblr Blog

Hello. It's Leo-does-crime. This is my blog.

My owner can't really stop me from posting what I want, so yeah. Don't insult her, though! I'll kill you :)))

I hope to cultivate a blog where nobody leaves!

My light 💙: @xoxoxain

Others: @juno-in-orbit and @angelic-mina and @monday-fish and @nightin-gaze and @wreathed-in-asphodels and @thestupidestboy and @celyn-rambles and @the-angel-it-fell and @monlyx

OOC: @icyboineptune

#leoposts = posts and pics

#leoasks= asks

#leorp = descriptive rp

#leoplagiarises = song lyrics that fit him

#leowrites = original poems/songs/etc

#leosponsors = sponsor posts (images lol)

#leo☀️ = from anothers' pov

#xaileo 🧡💙 = gayass

#rafulposts = Raful

#tame!leo = swap AU

will add more to the key with time

#leoposts #leorp #leoplagiarises #leo☀️#leoasks #xaileo 🧡💙#leosponsors #rafulposts

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oh god you are absolutely a pyromaniac aren't you

I have been advised to absolutely under no circumstances discuss the event and place that did not result in anything. No buildings, haha, were partially harmed by my actions.

#leoasks

you seem like the type of person to enjoy flammables or explosives a little too much

No comment! :)))

#I have been advised not to answer this ask!#leoasks

I know you just left but Kon is requesting your presence at a one on one meeting with him tomorrow…I’m not entirely sure what for but it’s probably important.

He says I’m not allowed to be in the room but I can wait outside. You okay with this?

Hah. If it's to be treated like you are, I'm having 0 part in it. I'm-- you're-- better than this. He'd better be singing my praises or I'll have to report a mysterious, spontaneous fractured bone - or carapace! Whatever that... thing's biology may be.

I appreciate him showing the correct amount of respect by delegating to his obvious superiors. For that I might reward him with a meeting!! :)))

#leoasks #leorp

@xoxoxain Hey, Xain, Xain, Xain, Xain. Xain. Why aren't you following me??? Huh????

#leoposts #leorp

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where is the joy in acting like you do? are you not deeply lonely?

No; others' annoyance is its own kind of joy. Plus, my lovely LEONIDS, and Raful, and my light, revolve around my experiences. I am the only person to have experienced joy to a sublime degree. This fleeting life has been good to me. :)))

#leoasks

if you were stranded on an island and were only allowed to bring three things, what would you bring?

Xain, tent, water purifier. I can independently find food, make weapons, and light a fire for cooking and signalling - it would be hard, but doable. Xain is there too.

#leoasks

xoxoxain

Xain. Xainnn. Xain. Xain. If you made a fashion line, I'd wear nothing but all the clothes you make. As much fabric as you want, however you want. All your hard-earned painstakingly handcrafted stitches. And, whilst still wearing it, tear everything that you'd created off up on purpose to watch your face. What would you do? Would you make more? Get upset that I ruined your work? 🧡🧡🧡

Tear everything off? I think you can put two and two together.

leo-does-crime

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#xaileo 🧡💙#leorp

i am not, and have never been, considered ugly, by pet humans and segyein alike. you, however, have an unfortunate reputation.

If I didn't have exceptional visuals, I would have been eliminated from Anakt Garden, and that is the objective truth. You should know this too if you're a graduate. Nice try.

#leoasks

xoxoxain

i think i may have either angered leo or made him lose his mind. either way, his behaviour is concerning and potentially even disloyal to you.

@leo-does-crime?? Explain.

leo-does-crime

Engagementbaiting an anon into not sending me hatemail, enriching the anonymous asking atmosphere with conversation that isn't shit talking you, in turn preventing me from an assault case! :)))

#leorp

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i do not believe i am your 'type', so to speak.

Hm. If it's because you're a man, then... okay sure. That said, my light is my companion to the point where I don't feel a romantic connection could work between myself and any lovely women out there: I'd want to consume all of his time. It's not like I get a say in what my type is, because...

that's where the pet-humans and segyein sponsors come in! Bid the correct amount during one of my 'save the space-whale' charity events and on top of a free copy of my albums, you can win the chance to spend exclusive time with myself! And I host many deluxe karaoke events, and. Yes! I'm sure the fiction writers could delight you with something detailing their speculations on my type, if you're broke!

#then again #my type isn't ugly #so you're safe!

ah, so i have irritated you. good to know where your limits are.

No, those were genuine questions. How far do we go with this before it's considered polygamy, crush anon.

#leoasks

why, are the long words annoying you? i find them to be rather eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious myself.

This... fetishistic psychosexual vocabulary competition... wow if Celyn's magniloquent ass wouldn't match your verbosity. Do you want me to match you, crush anon? Is it your opportunity to give a primal show of dominance in finding the longest word to scare the hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic with? Going to get boot-shaped lick-treats from your segyein for overthrowing a star that's supposed to be the studious one by winning an anonymous chat, pet? If anything, I'm entertained now. Keep going. Sooner or later it'll end when you waste precious time typing up the chemical name for Titin. (I can't be bothered to.)

#leoasks #Xain Xain get a load of this anon and hit them with sticks

Anon hate can't outdo me. #myhatred

#my hatred #leoposts

i answerer back quickly because i am online. and i do not love you; i barely even know who you are, though i do find your behaviour fallacious, pestiferous, and phantasmal.

Wow, anon use big words. Anon so smart. Use big big words make anon feel smart? Make anon feel strong? Big strong anon use word book, find long word, scare Leo? Leo so scared.

#leoasks #be less sesquipedalian and maybe you'd get your point across more effectively

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what will you do when you end up all alone? with not even him to comfort you? no friends, no family, even raful is ashamed to call you her pet. no one truly loves you, leo, and no one ever will, because you cannot be loved.

Using gibberish now, anon? There's no such word as 'family', as far as I'm aware. I don't see why I'd want or need whatever that is.

Anyway, your writing style's the same as that threatening anon earlier so I'm going to assume you're simply obsessed with me! Raful tells me she cares deeply for me no matter what shit I do, the pet-humans that supposedly dislike me can't stop talking to me, a new friend in Juno, the existence of my light... plus, the crowds?? They love me. Everybody loves me even if they don't know it yet, haha. I am universally adored. No matter what you think will happen, I won't be alone. Not, at least, whilst there's still a little hater like you around. xx

the-angel-it-fell

i mean... they have a point. you're an unlovable freak.

leo-does-crime

Agreeing like that will only make me think one of the Mina crew is the anon. Which would be incredibly disappointing, so I hope not. :(((

#leorp

you're acting defensive. you're in denial. i'm not a 'hater', merely... curious. you burn high and bright for now, but soon you'll burn out. your existence will mean nothing, and it will not be a sad day. they'll move on and forget you soon enough.

HAHAHAH YOU ANSWERED BACK TO MY POST SO QUICKLY-!!!

Don't be shy, admit you've fallen for me, anon. ;)))

#leoasks

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