lenny

you would know what i wanted for my birthday if you paid attention to what i get other people

my biggest irrational fear is throwing a party and then when everyone says they’re gonna come, they don’t actually come. then i ask them why they didn’t come and they say cause they don’t like me ☹️

“byler was never in the cards!” how would you know? the cards are still face down. you looked at the cards and got out a different game instead. sure you “made” the cards, but you used ai to do so.

i’m super sunburnt and i’m supposed to be hanging out with her tomorrow ☹️☹️

one of my teacher’s names is joe and it’s a running joke at our school to call him toe and i’m afraid im accidentally gonna call him toe to his face

why is it always straight until proven otherwise? wouldn’t it make more sense to say aroace until proven otherwise? or pan? idk. maybe i’m stupid but if you’re gonna have a default setting shouldn’t you make it an absolute

why do people ship rovickie? (this isn’t hate do what you want idc) but like it just doesnt make sense when they say stuff like “they’re perfect for each other!” how would you know?? we barely know anything about vickie’s character.

lesbyler is my favorite variant but there are like no good fics. for me, anyway. they’re either porn without plot, mischaracterized BADLY, or haven’t been updated in 3 years. any recs 🥹🙏

i feel like there’s a not so serious debate about whether mike is dyslexic or an english teacher/author. now what if we combined them.

FUCK i feel it again. why now.

been tryna read ttmd;ttms and DAMN.