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I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I want to pet you like an animal...

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Oh my god i need to change my life NOW i need to be something else i CAN'T keep living like this (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Sits there) (Does nothing) (Doesn't move) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing)

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees