Anxious Lemon

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

I think a lot of them DO think you’re mature for your age but them thinking that ISN’T A GOOD THING

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day

These goddamn "heartfelt" stay at home commercials from big brands that act like it's been years genuinely make my skin crawl.

Upon 2 seconds of reflection I have come to understand that feeling is bloodlust.

simply hearing the line “in these uncertain times” awakens a deep and intense desire to go completely feral

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

fucking yikes lol

Don’t forget they literally came out and said if they filtered nazis like they do in Germany and France the algorithm wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between nazis and republican congressmen.

lmao can’t fucking imagine why