Steven: There's no need to fight let's use our words

gf: i just shaved feel my legs

If we were married I’d pack your lunch with one of these bad boys every day

Wiseman to baby jesus-

Medieval serf: going to church always helps my sorrows

(Related) Fun fact! ADHD has the tendency to dropkick most things (Including exam answers) into your short term memory, while nondescript things, like how you found a cool leaf on the 12th of September 2004 (because that’s important) get filtered into long term. Short-term memory is held for as little as 20 seconds to a minute. That means when you add in the processing gap, you may have forgotten what they have said by the time the information is done processing. So most people with ADHD have some form of short term memory problems.

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