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They’re just pretending to have differences. They really don’t have any differences. The ultimate goal is to eat babies and whatever, okay? Call me a conspiracist. I don’t care. Conspiracy theorist. I don’t, I literally don’t know what it’s called. I’m, my head hurts. Just suck it up, like I just said. So, by that time, spring of 2027, I will be 15 years old. Woohoo! How exciting. I will also be turning 16 in August. Woohoo! Even more exciting because that means that I’ve only got about six months, even seven months, or six, seven, six, seven. This is why social media is getting banned. So, Essentially, what’s going on is that we are very cooked, guys, and I’m going to put all my socials in my bio, just if you wanna, like, do a bit of safekeeping.

Of course, I don’t think my account will disappear here. I just wanna be sure because, like, last time when I was on Wattpad, for example, and I said I’m 12 because I’m an idiot, and everything got a little bit cooked, and I lost my account. Now, of course, I don’t really, now, of course, I don’t really care. At the time it was the biggest thing. I was like crying, like, I had all my drafts, and of course, I wasn’t actually writing anything. It was really just my, like, I’d dump all my art that I didn’t, and, like, stuff I didn’t wanna save on my phone in my drafts, and I lost those, so I was very upset. Um, anyway, that’s enough of that. What’s gonna go on now is in my bio, I’m gonna put, like, just in general, my Pinterest. There’s, um, you ever heard of Just Talk Kids? I know people are gonna look at that and think, oh, that’s for, like, a five-year-old that goes to daycare and needs to contact their parents. I promise you, it’s literally foolproof because that is the one thing people think they’re gonna be banning that. Like, they’d be mad to ban that. It’s literally just for, like, it’s completely parental guardian stuff. And if they do, I’d be very surprised. I’ll also put my Pinterest down there because they’re not gonna ban, they’re not gonna ban that, are they? Currently thinking of more things that are, like, more places that I could put down. Wattpad isn’t really social media. I’m also, of course, AO3 is great. I could literally just make a book and then have, like, people interact with me in the comments just to stay in touch and not kill off our friendships, which I think is lovely. Um, there’s not really much else I can say, because where else could we chat?

There’s this one app I remember using, like, once in my life called Slowly, and it was, like, sending letters to other people, but I’m not sure if you can actually find people you know on there, which just completely defeats the idea that I just had. So there’s that. We’ve got Duolingo. Um, they’ve got the, like, you can comment on other people’s achievements. There’s, uh, so that’s the possibility. See, this is where I get a bit desperate and I’ll start saying, girl, do you wanna, like, do you wanna, like, send each other’s real life letters, because that’s just, no, no, that’s not good. Um, YouTube is actually gonna be banned for under 16s, and we’re gonna have to be using YouTube Kids, which, surprise, surprise, it doesn’t have comments. I’ll probably just end up using my dad’s, like, YouTube account for a bit, and I’ll keep mine until I turn 16. I mean, I think this is an alright opportunity, because around that time I’m gonna be having my GCSEs anyway. Sometimes people will call it in the blessing in disguise.

Um, I don’t think it’s a blessing, but I’m not gonna be that mad about it either. I don’t have the effort, don’t have the time. Uh, what else is there? CapCut. CapCut can definitely be used. I haven’t really used CapCut, but there’s that. Um, Nintendo, uh, does Minecraft, if you wanna play Minecraft sometime. Oh my God, this is just depressing. I’m really just sat here talking to myself. This is just genuinely upsetting because I’m sat here by myself. Wonderful. I am so jealous of all my, like, older mates that aren’t gonna have to, like, experience this, because I will be honest, I don’t care how young you guys think I am, and how much this probably shouldn’t affect me. It’s gonna affect me because I am chronically online. Yay. Yay. Oh, there’s Scratch as well. I should really go on Scratch right now, actually. Lyri’s probably sat there, bless her. I told her I’d interact with her, but I haven’t been on Scratch because I got my laptop taken away, and… Coding class has stopped, which meant that like my weekly check-in on Scratch just like kaboom, bye, voila, woo-woo-woo-woo. Say bye-bye to talking to Lyri. Oh, that’s a heart. They’re heart. Some people, I just can’t remember the pronouns, okay? It’s sharp. It’s not my fault. I haven’t talked to them in so long. This is making me sad. So, yeah, that was a really long-winded way of telling you guys that I’m gonna put my socials in my bio in case everything goes to shit. Yeah, also, if anyone wants my number, genuinely speak. Oh, wait, wait, wait, there’s one more thing. Oh my God, that’s so smart, that’s so smart. Oh my God, this thing was so fucking smart. I’m the smartest person in the entire universe. What am I even saying? Basically, now, of course, since I’m usually at school a lot and my parents aren’t exactly checking my phone if I’m at school and I got my phone, me and Morrow, or noodles, I don’t know if the transcription’s gonna take Morrow. Morrow, M-O-R-O. Yeah, well, wait, I’m just gonna continue this in another one in a second.

Okay, I’m back again. So, essentially, what was I just saying? What was I just saying? Okay, so, me and Morrow, we have each other’s numbers, but when we first got each other’s numbers, I made a WhatsApp channel, invited them as an admin, and then deleted their contact. And then, literally, we can just contact each other through that channel. Name it something like, I don’t know, memes or polls, so my parents don’t get sussed. Like, I could literally just put social football, Bristol football, no one will bat an eye. Amazing, wonderful, beautiful, because WhatsApp is not getting banned. Yes, yes, yes. I also now have Morrow’s number under Amibia from the school, but yeah, what I mean. Everything is going amazing. I have just thought of the best plan ever. Only problem is that a lot of you guys are self-conscious of your numbers, which is fine.