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voyin liked this for a starter.

“While you’re here, I thought I would give you something. To help cheer you up a bit, after everything you have been through this far.”

#voyin #prepare for a strange gift that means well.#I hope this will do!

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@tangentially-displaced liked this for a starter.

“No. I don’t think I can really help you. Considering the circumstances.”

#tangentially-displaced #i was a bit under of how to start... But i hope this will do!!

paralianprince liked this for a starter.

“... What is that that you are watching on the television?”

#paralianprince #Hope this will do!#kids these days and their weird shows.

Like for a starter!

#interact with the awkward weirdo.#( &&; Starter Call. )

mrlfrnc

We are the heroes of our time hero-uh-o-o-oes o-uh-o-o-oooooh

#( &&; Swede. )#NIIICE

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♮’I would say that’s rather BARBARIC, even for you. Although, I never know what to assume of anyone’s moral standing anymore. Or is it a sense of duty for you?’

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“Morality...? There is nothing to assume when it comes to ‘morality’, at times when you can’t afford it. There is no duty in what I did. Only action to prevent an angry villager causing a racket. Nothing more. Nothing less. Call me barbaric. Though it halted all hope of any further conflict at that moment. That is the reality of it.”

#aristocraxtic #Ah good!#Berwald being as blunt as ever. perfect.#give him forgiveness.

Usually just awkward can be scary though.

If my muse had a warning label, what would theirs say?

behold.

#( &&; Asks. )#( &&; Anon. )#he's not as scary as ppl say. just... looks it kinda.#funny thing is that kinda scary look is his neutral face.#listenifhewastryingtobescaryyouwouldknowit

askboxmemes2013

If my muse had a warning label, what would theirs say?

#'beware of awkward dweeb'#i just decided to make my own warning label for him

aristocraxtic-archive-deactivat

♮’So that’s WHAT happened then?’

lejonstirrande-blog

“Hm... I believe I ended up crushing the villager’s knees, instead of killing him in the end. Or maybe it was his ankles... either way. I made sure he didn’t chase after me, after the raid.”

#aristocraxtic #I hope you don't mind me joining in on this!#ahh the good old viking days.

plotsforall

Plot 79: Beyond the Kingdom (Credit to: letsmakeitflashy )

plotsforall

Muse A is a princess/prince living in a peaceful kingdom, with no knowledge of the whole other realm that exists beyond its borders. While wandering in the forest near dusk, much to their escort’s dismay, the kingdom comes under attack by creatures/beings thought only to exist in fairytales and ancient legends. When a rider comes to warn Muse A that the castle has been taken, they are beseeched to flee to safety. Fearing for their parents’ lives, Muse A refuses to run away and makes haste back to the castle. Before they can reunite with their royal parents, Muse A is captured by the enemy. Muse B is Muse A’s captor, who is under orders from their king/queen to kidnap the prince/princess for the purposes of ransom. Muse A is taken to the other realm, where no person in the kingdom has ever gone. Muse A is locked up in a cell with Muse B as their guard.

Despite the circumstances, Muse B treats Muse A with compassion, providing companionship, kind words and extra sustenance. After a few days of captivity, Muse A and Muse B are managing to get along; Muse A is terribly homesick and worried about the state of their kingdom. In an act of selflessness, Muse B helps Muse A escape. Muse B promises to keep Muse A safe from harm, as long as Muse A does not run away from them. Muse A agrees and Muse B keeps their promise. One night, while they’re asleep in the forest, soldiers from Muse A’s fallen kingdom attack. They rescue Muse A and take Muse B as prisoner. Upon returning to the castle, Muse B is imprisoned. Feeling for their captor/turned savior, Muse A shows Muse B the same compassion and care that Muse B showed them while they were imprisoned.

With the threat of backlash from the other realm looming, will Muse A and Muse B’s budding friendship survive? Will Muse A appeal to the king and queen to spare Muse B’s life and to end the impending war between realms?

#( &&; List. )#literally want this tho.

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derkoeniig

❝ So is Sweden gonna throw an after party or not. I got the beer. ❞

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“Hm.... Are you even sure you can handle our party? We know how to make things interesting.”

#koenigvonpreussen #/just casually replies to this

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[SLOW APPLAUSE]

I applaud you. Our song was actually good this year, too. Too bad we didn’t get to the top 5.

[no he’s not crying wHAT]

lejonstirrande-blog

Oh no, crying... he doesn’t know how to handle this. Slowly raises his hand. Pats his shoulder. Ah, that’s a fair way to comfort, right?

“Hm.. There there. At least you got points, right?”

#unixnjack #&&; Eurovision.#this is how he comforts other nations in these situations.#slightly awkward

mateship-archives-blog

“I’m glad you won, bud. And thanks for returnin’ the 12-point favour.”

lejonstirrande-blog

“Ah. Yes of course. Though, I personally think you did deserve it. You did just as well.”

#mateship #SO PROUD.#he means it btw. plusitwasafavordon'tgethimwrong

“THE FURY IS SWEDEN.” /INSERT MIGHTY ROAR.

#&&; Eurovision.#how he feels on the inside.

“Go team.” Yes he is happy. Casually claps.

#Open #&&; Eurovision.#he's so proud~

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Anonymous said: Ooh hi~ can you draw aph sweden?

#|; Svensk #behold. the most awkward man alive.

“I find being Swedish is very weird myself.”

#Open.#he literally means it.

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