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May I present to you...

The APH trio (aka my bisexual fantasy)

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Here are...

Prussia serving 'Sad artistic boi who can murder you' realness

Sexually ambiguous Hungary

And AUSTRIA

I did a good job with Austria, probs becoz I have been there and I automatically fell in love with everything I saw there

But honestly tho, I am Asian and I don't have a clear idea on how non-Asians look like since I don't see them very often, so I searched online and let my imagination ran wild.

If you see my previous post, you may tell that Germany and Prussia looks somewhat similar at the eyes. Yup I cracked Germany's face with Prussia's as a base.

I thought of making Prussia a more cocky look, but I settled with having this 'sad/moody' version of him. I also made one that looks like a psychopath or something, but I think Prussia is secretly really gentle and sophisticated. So yeah, I went with this look.

Hungary. I was imagining how a person who was convinced that her dick will grow out someday in the future will look like as an adult woman. Hence she is now serving the big dick energy via the slicing cheekbones and brow bones (hope i delivered that). She is the first female character I made so I struggled a bit with the features and how feminine did she need to look, but I eventually just gave up on thinking and decided to create a bisexual fantasy. Yayyy

And Austria. I struggled between making his facial features more Jewish, or more typical Germanic, but according to Google, they seemed to have opposite features. So eventually, after numerous experiments, I decided to get a balance between both types of features, and it went surprisingly well. He looks like a king and a prince at the same time. He looks like he can play Chopin's nocturnes with gore on his hands and blood beneath his feet. Ughhhhhhh I love him sooooo much howwwww

The Beauty! The Grace!

......The F.A.C.E

these four are my earliest creations, but I'm still quite happy with the results, so enjoy :)

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Denmark's hair is such a bitch.

The Nordics are my proudest creations. I love how they tuened out wholeheartedly.

(From left to right)

Top: Sweden, Finland, Estonia

Bottom: Denmark, Iceland, Norway (bottom right corner)

Links to my other artbreeder pics:

This is the Eastern Asia group.

China's face is the biggest here because his face is damn hard to make that I need to make sure you guys can see that face clearly. Doesn't mean anything else other than that.

I made Hk and Macau look like mixed race because of the Western colonial influence on them is still huge nowadays. They really are the embodiment of East meets West.

Vietnam looks like China because I remembered that there's a canon of them having similar appearances.

(From left to right)

Bottom: Vietnam, Japan, Taiwan

Top: China, Hong Kong, Macau

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Here are Spain, Romano, Germany, and Italy

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(Warning: I don't know a thing about psychology but I went to therapies, so nth scientific and accurate here, I just hope you smile reading this)

Alfred: A very lovable dork who tears off bits from his notebook and throws at you whenever you are being a bitch to yourself. The paper pieces just lands before his feet despite how hard he throws them, and it now cracks you up everytime you talk shit about yourself that you just kind of stop doing so. Happy memories tho.

Arthur: Seems to be a very serious and conservative man but surprises you by calling exam 'an idea by rich men going high on unicorn shit'. Will blush if you laugh at any of his overly accurate (and sarcastic) description on modern day problems and be very adorably happy throughout the session.

Francis: Is really really good at guiding you to find everything good and beautiful about yourself, that you will often end up crying for how much you used to hate yourself. Thats when he gives you a shit ton of sweets. They are all very tasty and contain little sugar so you don't need to go through dissociation on a sugar rush.

Ivan: Looks scary, feels scary, is not actually scary. He just like to freak you out by saying weird shit so you feel more 'normal' about yourself since you can't out-weird him. You find it really comfortable to talk to him quickly because you know he won't judge your thoughts and feelings.

Yao: Provides a sense of parental guidance that you had never experienced. He is very mature and wise in life, but will never place himself in superiority unlike the other parental figures that appear in your life. Occasionally provides you books to read, and will talk through it knowing you are probably unmotivated to read to eventually spike your interest.

Veneziano: He can feel you, he really can. You can see the pain in his eyes to hear how you were neglected and abused as a child. He will try to comfort you however he can. Is always conflicted by how he shouldn't feel sad seeing some of his patients leaving him, but is always glad to see people feeling better.

Kiku: Will over-react if you notice he has a Miku pen to take notes. Occasionally plays songs that he knows you will vibe with him. Uses memes fluently and is very willing to share all your weird hobbies. He feels like a brother to you and is genuinely supportive of all your decisions in general.

Ludwig: He seems to be very serious and intimidating too. You are reluctant to talk to him but is slowly comforted by how attentive he is while listening to you. You can tell he is very sincere in helping you in being a better version of yourself, and will smile (rarely) when seeing you feeling nice. Is passionate in promoting how sports enhance mental health.

Gilbert: Suggests you to just eat ice cream for breakfast if you are feeling unmotivated. Also teaches you to roll up your clothes in a quick and seemingly tidy way when you didn't feel like dealing with them. He feels as fucked up as his patients but is the therapist only because he is very good at sorting shits out. Taking his advice drives you up a rollercoaster in life that you enjoy.

Roderich: He has the best office-- all clean and tidy and decorated in the most elegant way possible. You feel like a princess just to sit before him. Will accidentally hum weird songs like YBC's OP or WAP. He then proceeds to pretend nth had happened, even when you directly point out to him of the songs' inappropriacy. Looks stuck-up but is actually just awkward in showing affection.

The 'I need therapyh playlist-names:

Italy: may your sauce never clings on to your pasta

Germany: Either my brother did stupid things or I deadass watched Marley and Me again

Japan: I didn't have the guts to punch a guy asking if Tokyo is same as Kyoto

England: I hate July

France: I TOLD YOU FRENCH FRIES WAS BELGIAN

America: I probably need more than a big mac

Canada: how i wish the borders were armed

China: This is between me and Cai Shen Ye

Russia: Siberian raw vodka consuming tunes

Prussia: How I imagine life will be if I am an alien on steroids and laughing gas at the same time

Austria: STOP TELLING ME BEETHOVEN IS GERMAN

Hungary: Stablizing my nerves between two polars of gayness

Switzerland: I probably indirectly own 30% of this playlist

Liechtenstein: Learn German people this aint 'that street slash country in Switzerland'

Romano: out of all those clothes i got him he had to wear that cheap ass cardigan from Zara

Spain: What if I am Dora but am too blind to see that I am actually a girl???

Denmark: I need a Ragnarok to save me from my life

Norway: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! It didn't say shit you moron

Sweden: This spells DJUNGELSKOG

Finland: Finnish it, bitch.

Sealand: Please lord of the Sounds stop me from comparing Scandinavian food to English food

Iceland: I need more ice than those my name had carried to calm my volcanic nerves

Okay so I have a thought about Pruaus.

In the Japanese and Chinese fandom, Pruaus is called the Water and Oil duo, meaning they can't mix well together, nor can they separate from each other.

So I always cannon them to be a pair that could just live on knowing that each other are still out there breathing, but when one of them is dying, the other will absolutely freak out and plunge into a deep depression.

They knew each other at best but they are really enthusiastic in playing a guessing game with each other, that is, they like to keep each other suspecting whether they really know the other that well.

Here's an example in normal scenario:

Roderich: Get me Starbucks.

Gilbert: Venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar – free syrup, extra shot, light ice, no whip?

Roderich: Wrong, I want that grapefruit juice. *hates grapefruit* *is internally screaming why tf did he get the right order*

Or for cute stuff like this:

Roderich: So how is your day?

Gilbert: Great as fuck.

Roderich:Really?

Gilbert: HECK YEAHHH WOOHOOO!!! *is having a panic attack*

Roderich: *sighs* *proceeds to hug Gilbert as tight as possible*

But then there's also such kind of possibilities:

When both of them refuse to admit that they love each other, and go on with their lives without ever confessing to each other. Reasons for this are personal issues that I failed to think of.

Alfred: That student who never pay attention to class but will get over-excited during Kahoot

Arthur: Will quit the game and blame on poor internet once losing his answer streak

Francis: The one who feeds answers to others but never join the game

Ivan: Don't care about the game

Yao: Would rather take the time to revise by himself

Feliciano: Got too nervous and left the game accidentally

Ludwig: You are on the podium!

Kiku: “We are doing a Kahoot?”

Gilbert: Will break his ipad if the internet broke off

Roderich: Claim Kahoot as childlish but will secretly answer all the questions while watching others playing

Romano: Scream at people who got over excited

Since tumblr finally diagnosed me with non-scammer, I can finally start running this blog.

This blog will store every idea or headcannon that I have on Hetalia, but are probably too difficult to make them into real fanfictions.