Bubblegum

Reading through your stuff and seeing your egg post and. Puts my hand on your shoulder so fondly. We're kindred spirits you and I. When I worked at a grocery store I had to take cartons of eggs that had cracked eggs in them and throw away the cracked eggs so we could give the rest of the cartons to the local food banks right. And once when one of the new managers was being trained back in the cooler and was shooting the shit with the other employees she opened one of the cartons and went "oh this is no good." "No, no," I interrupted. "It's plenty juicy still." Before taking the very unsellable egg destined for the trash and taking a bite out of like it was an apple in front of like four people. A few of them almost threw up so I had to retire the bit after the second time but it was fun texture

Top things to say as a trans woman to get a free lecture from a cis person

I'm such a hungry nosquitor. *Lands on you and injects you with blood thinner and starts sipping*

Update on the yellow stuff: I checked the notes and it's melted cheese :/

Walks up to both of you with my mouth full of yogurt ready to spray it all over you