Boxing Knockouts

You ask your boyfriend out to an exhibition fight. He's reluctant at first. Really? He asks. You enjoy watching men beat each other's brains out? He eyes you like he knows... knows that you have a crush on the champ.

Yes! You answer. And here you are, watching the champ's opponent get carted out of the ring on a stretcher as the champ gloats, shouts he can knock out any man here, anyone want to try their luck? Your boyfriend sees the way you're looking at the guy, clenches his jaw, stands up.

Your ex-champ crush is back for another rematch with your boyfriend. He's gotten jacked in preparation for this fight... but he's still no match for your boyfriend, and gets knocked unconscious for the third time.