Dorky Boyfriends

Angus: Though, it’s kind of a toss up between orange and blue for me. They’re both, uh, pretty nice.

Gregg: RED!! RED ALLL THE WAAAYYYYY!!!! :D

Gregg: But, y’know

Gregg: Green looks preeettttty good when it’s on Angus~

Angus: Oh my god bug…

Gregg: Whaaaatt!? It really does!!!

Angus: Despite my, uh, asthma I have been able to give piggyback rides. Not for very long, of course, but I can do it. As long as I take breaks, I uh, have no issues. I’ve done it for Gregg, and even Mae. But, uh… Gregg can’t really give me one…

Gregg: SOMEDAY I WILL! WATCH MEEEEE!!! I will carry my cap’n away into the sunsetttt!!! ;D

Angus: Uh… yeah. Keep dreaming, bug.

Gregg: HEEEEYYYYY DUDEEERSSS!! AWOOOOOO!!! Guess whose back in TumblrTowwnnnn!!? THAT’S RIGHT!! ME AND CAP’NNNN!! :D

Angus: Hello. We’re, uh, back. Sort of.

Gregg: We wanna formally apologize for our uber lack of uploads!! It’s been, like, what, three months now??? Since our last post?????

Angus: I uh, think that’s right. Yeah.

Gregg: Yeaaaahh super sorry about disappearing like that! BUT YOU KNOW MONEY DOESN’T GROW ON TREES and we’re both working our asses offffff!!! Full-time, dudes!!

Angus: We can’t just, uh, not go to work. We need money, and stuff.

Gregg: Siigghh yeaaaaahhhh so we haven’t had a lot of breathing room to talk to you guys or get through our inbox!!! we still have like, 29 questions to answer... jeeeeezzz...

Gregg: But on the positive side, we did go on a few dates!! :D That was hella exciting!!!!

Angus: ...uh, yeah. So, anyway, we’re sorry about our lack of presence on here. But, we, uh, are going to try and rectify the situation. However we, uh, can, of course.

Angus: I don’t expect things to change too much, or too, uh, drastically, but, we are going to get to your questions. For sure. And if we, uh, feel confident enough, we might open up the ask box again after we get through some of your questions. Uh, yeah.

Gregg: YEAAAHHHH!! Look forward to that, duders!! ;D

Gregg: But thank y’all for sticking with us, and we’ll try to hit’cha with some new posts and answers soon!! Bye for now everybody!

Gregg: But, uh, we’d love to know!! Drop us a line and let us know what these ‘human’ thing-ah-majigs are, duder!!! :D

Angus: Yes, uh. We’d be interested to know.

Gregg: Sooo, how’s the pizza, hon??

Angus: Delicious as uh, always.

Angus: I’m so glad we do this twice a week.

Hey guys! It’s the mun here. I’m gonna try to make this as brief as possible.

Firstly, thank you guys for 300+ followers! :D It really means a lot to me that you guys enjoy this blog that much! This blog has pretty much blown up, and it continues to grow despite my lack of a consistent upload schedule. Speaking of which, I don’t think things are going to change much.

Uploads are likely gonna be slow for a while, like they have been. Don’t expect too much activity, but I will try to pop in every week or two with a new post/answer. I’m sorry it’s taking me so long to get to all of your questions! ;w; I will get to them all! It just might take a while for me to do so, with my current circumstances. But every question I currently have in my inbox WILL be answered. If you asked a question, and you haven’t seen an answer to it yet, I most likely haven’t gotten to it yet. But I will answer it, just hang in there! ;w;

But, because of this, I’m gonna close up the ask box for a bit. Just until I can slim down my ask count a little, and get through the questions that have been sitting for a good while. I will make another post when I feel confident enough to re-open the ask box, but, for now, I’m closing it for a bit. I have almost 30 questions to plow through, and I know it’s gonna take a bit for me to do so. ;w;

But, in summary: Ask box is temporarily closed, thank you all so much for over 300 followers, and expect updates to remain rather slow and far in-between. Sorry for any inconviences, but thank you all for sticking around! ;w; I love you all, and I’ll do my best to have more content ready for you soon! ^w^

Angus: I could say that, uh, pollen is a potential allergy for me.

Angus: It’s a super common allergy, too, and probably the top reason why spring has been dubbed, uh, “allergy season”, but... on the other hand...

Angus: Spring’s already bad enough for me because of my, uh, asthma. So even if I, uh, am allergic to pollen, I wouldn’t really realize it since I already avoid pollen, cause, it uh... triggers my asthma... so...

Angus: Maybe? That’s the, uh, best answer I can give. Sorry.

Angus: Asides from that, I don’t have any other allergies I’m uh, aware of. Maybe I have some, I just haven’t touched upon them yet...? I dunno. But maybe’s my answer for now.

Gregg: I don’t have any allergies I’m aware of eitherr!!!! I mean, most people have allergies so I probably have ‘em too, but they’re not super bad, so, I doubt I’d realize I have ‘em even if I triggered them!!!!!! ...probably?

Gregg: I do get a bit of a tuffy nose during spring, so maybe that’s...?? I dunno!! Final answer; I on’t have any I know of jussssttt yetttt!!!

Gregg: Uhhh… whoever you are, like…?? Do you go around impersonating the dead, or something…?????

Gregg: Because that’s uh… sorta fucked up, duder….!!

Gregg: Cool, I guess, but… definitely fucked up.

Gregg: Please, uh… don’t impersonate Casey???? That’s disrespectful and totally unrad???? Thanks???????

Gregg: DUDE I WISH!! I WOULD DIE TO BE BIG, FLUFFY AND TOTAL CUDDLE MATERIAL!!! AAGGHHHH BUT ALAS, I CAN’T BE!!! Only in dreams, I guess...!! Siiiggghhhhhhh...

Angus: I, uh... used to be skinny. Well, not like, super thin, or anything, but I wasn’t always, uh... big. Like I am now. But... uh... I don’t think I could go back to that now. Er.... once I got a taste of food, I uh, never looked back. I guess I’m always gonna be a big guy now, heh...

Gregg: NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!! HEH HEH!!!! <3

(No objections here xD You have the power to do as you wish~ If you wanna see a skinny Angus and a big Gregg, feel free!~)

Angus: But, uh, yeah... I do get jealous a lot. Probably way more often than bug ever does.

Angus: I just, uh... tend to hide it. I dunno why, I guess I just... I don’t really like getting angry. And jealousy just... I dunno. I hate being jealous. It sucks. I don’t, uh... wanna make Gregg feel bad over some dumb feelings, I, uh, guess.

Angus: But, uh, yeah. I do get jealous. A lot. I think jealousy is sort of, uh... common, when you’re in a relationship. Shows you care, I guess? Like, if you get jealous, it’s because you love your partner and don’t want anyone to take them away from you...?

Angus: But, uh, then again, it could just mean you’re insecure...

Angus: I dunno. But, yeah. I get jealous. And, er... don’t tell Gregg this, but...

Angus: I wish he uh, spent more time with me. He spends a lot of time with, uh, Mae. And I don’t mind that at all, uh..! I’m happy he has somebody he can spend time with and all t-that, I just...!

( Heya everybody! It’s the mun here! ^w^ ~

Firstly, I want to apologize for my very ‘erratic’ upload schedule! x’D I know it’s been at least a week since I last posted (until today, of course), and I’m sorry about that. I’m not going to bombard you all with excuses, but I can say that a lack of energy, another fandom dragging me back (frick xD), a poor sleep schedule (which I am currently working to rectify) and plain ol’ laziness may have all factored in to my lack of uploads! x’D

But I do want to thank you all for over 200 followers! That’s insane!! I never thought any blog of mine would get so many followers, but, alas, it has and I can’t thank you all enough for it!!! <3

I don’t really know what to do in celebration, but if you guys have any suggestions, feel free to let me know! x’3 I’d be more than happy to look at some suggestions.

But I will say that this blog has no plans of being closed or whatever. While I may not be able to reach two posts a day (as I had originally intended to strive for), I’m going to try my hardest to push at least once a day! If that can’t be done, then it’ll be a post every other day. I can’t promise anything, knowing me, but I will try my darnedest to post at least semi-regularly! ;w;

I’m hoping that with a better sleep schedule, and a little more motivation, I’ll be able to get into the swing of things again! <3

Again, I want to thank you all so much for all the follows, likes and reblogs! <3 It really helps me out a lot, and I appreciate every bit of support this blog gets! x’3

I’m sorry for the delay, but here’s to hoping that I can pick up the slack and get back to semi-regular posting once again! x’3

Angus: I can’t... it’s sorta hard to explain, but, uh, I can’t really help that fear.

Angus: I know how Gregg is. The unlawful things he uh, commits on the regular. I always fear that one day, well...

Angus: That’s gonna get him tossed in prison.

Angus: ...or worse.

Angus: But as for your question, I do have nightmares. I’m uh, pretty sure everyone does at least once. Though, uh, I rarely have any that involve Gregg actually... keeling over. A lot of mine revolve around Gregg, but rarely does it involve death.

Angus: Which, I’m uh, honestly grateful for.

Angus: I don’t know how many more of those nightmares I could stand before, uh... losing it. I dunno.

Gregg: I have no idea what you’re talking about grey duder!!! *casually gestures to glorious bf* The lovable guy is right over there!!!! <3

Gregg: YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME, ANGUS.

Gregg: SO DAMMIT, I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING TAKE YOU FROM ME. EVER. IF SOMEBODY EVEN TRIES TO TOUCH YOU, I WILL SHANK THE HELL OUTTA THEM!!!

Gregg: I will never... ever... let anything happen to you...!!!

Angus: ...

Angus: ...heh. That’s sweet bug.

Angus: ...uh...

Angus: ...please don’t cry...? I’m sure the asker was just curious about it, and they don’t, uh, have any malicious intents...

Angus: I, uh... love you bug. And uh, I’m not going to move away without you. No matter what happens. I want you at my side, like, always.

Gregg: H-heh... s-same, cap’n! I l-love you too! <3

Angus: Even if it’s like, not avaliable online, it would still be listed somewhere… I’d, uh, hope anyway.

Angus: Yeah, like... unless it’s an issue that could really badly affect us, I tend to stay away from the subject, uh, entirely. Yeah.

Angus: I’m, uh, I’m gonna try and save up to get a telescope someday so I can see space, uh, in all of it’s beauty! Heh heh...

Angus: Ahem...

Angus: Sorry, I, uh... Space is really exciting to me. Like, I know it probably seems really empty and boring to, uh, lots of people, but, I think it’s super intriguing. There’s no way we’re, uh, the only things living in our universe. What if we discover new life someday? I think that’d be like, super cool..!

Angus: And it’s fun to see what kind of, uh, patterns I can trace out of the stars.

Angus: Also, uh, Gregg doesn’t find it nearly as er, fascinating as I do, but sometimes he’ll come out and stargaze with me. Even if it’s just, uh, so he can cuddle me. Heh heh. He’s not really the ‘science-type’ like, uh, I am, but we do share some similar interests. Especially video games. Heh.

Gregg: Also THANKS DUDER!! You’re great tooooo!! *finger guns*

Gregg: Leave.

Gregg: Me.

Gregg: ALOONNNEEEEEE!!

Gregg: AGGHHHHADJFBKUERGXDFJZBDHAJJ,FHYREER WHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!!?

Angus: Maybe I should, uh, just look it up--