Very Sexy Of You, Pierre

the entire red bull industrial complex is in flames, one driver sacked in brutal and unceremonious fashion, friendly team pr clown rewarded for a fast testing lap with a full time wheelbarrow drive, liam lawson still in exile in japan, sergio perez on course to be invited into helmut marko's office for a nice game of russian roulette next time he misses q3, five hundred teenagers in red bull liveries beating each other up hunger games career tribute style in the feeder system every other week for an 0.001% chance of ever seeing inside the cockpit of an alphatauri, my local off license is stocking weirder and weirder flavours of the energy drink by the day, and i bet you max verstappen is sitting peacefully at home with his phone off trying to disentangle one of his designer bengal cats from the pedals of his sim rig