The world won't stop crumbling underneath me

“… But I don’t want to.”

“I’m not around half the time, what’s the point in not finding something else?”

“I know. It really irritates me.”

“Find something else that motives you I guess? I don’t know.” How the hell do I ‘motive’ you?! What does that even mean?!?

“I’m not sure. It’s like I’m losing all my motivation as soon as you’re not around.”

“That doesn't make any sense.”

“What an annoying feeling.”

“What feeling?”

“Too late.”

“I will throw you out a window if you do anything to him at all.”

“Your ex kissed you? Without my permission.. and while I wasn’t around..? That’s… good to know. Ah, what was his name again?”

“Tsubas-Wait no, I’m not telling you shit. I don’t trust you enough with his name.”

“Well, I read in a book that you’re supposed to listen to your friend’s problems… that’s why I’m here. So what happened grumpy cat?”

“Oh you know, normal everyday things. Got in fights, worked out, baked a little, got kissed by my ex out of the blue. Yeah, normal every fucking day things Reiji.”

“You’ll get wrinkles if you continue to glare like that.”

“I’m annoyed and not in the mood. What do you want?”

“"Look I’m sorry ok? Anyways I just needed to be sure about something”

“Sure about what?!”

“"How does it work then? …. I’ll stop bothering you but still I’m sorry ok?”

“HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?!-” Huffs. “I’m goddamn sick and tired of being kissed without my permission. You can’t just do that!! Get that through your skull! I’m the one who broke-up with you for god’s sake!!! What makes you think I want to kiss out of nowhere?”

“No, fucking no. You can’t just kiss me and then say ‘Oh, sorry. My bad man.’! That’s-THAT’S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!”

“"Instead of being pissed, how did that make you feel”

“Pissed off!”

Glares. “What.”

“"Ow ow ow– you don’t have to keep hurting me”

“Yeah I do!” Continues kicking.