guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

Yep, that’s me.

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day

every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat.

I made this image. That’s my cat Lola.

…she woulgent……..

Or when you get invited to a birthday party, actually build up the courage to go and then see that there’s people invited who you didn’t know would be there. 🥸