Gobble Up Knowledge~

🎶Let's gobble up knowledge,

From the original Gameoverse series, posted on Newgrounds back in 2009 before the Indie series was born. Feel free to change pronouns and wording as needed!

❝ Hey kids! It's me, ____! ❞

❝ On the contrary, I plan to do a LOT of getting away with it! ❞

❝ Hand over this ____, I must attain the ultimate power and rescue the kingdom! ❞

❝ Welcome, Champions of Destiny. ❞

❝ I am the Great One: Capital G, capital O. ❞

❝ I simply chose this form, because... well, you can comprehend it. ❞

❝ You sure know your numbers. Are you sure you're a ____? ❞

❝ You'll be accompanied by an old, knowledgeable hero from games of old! ❞

❝ Yo radical dudes! The names ____! You can call me ____, yeah! ❞

❝ I'll be your guide on this totally bogus journey. WOO! Rock and roll adventure, YEAAAAH! ❞

❝ Wait a minute, I was just heeeeeeaaaaaa....ring. Hearing. ❞

❝ There's no time, put on this dress! ❞

❝ Hooray/Yay for synonyms! ❞

❝ Oh, uh, good day there, sir! Who I definitely do not know! ❞

❝ HEY, ____, GET YOUR BUTT/ASS OVER HERE! ❞

❝ Does this guy-person look somethin' familiar to you? ❞

❝ Oh my, I'd know that muscular body and tiny arms anywhere. It's ____! ❞

❝ Blast! How did those meddling fools know they were spies?! ❞

❝ How exactly are we gonna get across, Dickflip McDickbutt? ❞

❝ Jumptacular! ❞

❝ I really hope he died painfully. ❞

❝ Bet you didn't know this was a hoverboard! ❞

❝ That's not a hoverboard, you'relike... way above the ground. You're clearly flying. ❞

❝ What would you know, you're just a dinosaur. ❞

❝ I was almost killed by a tree. ❞

❝ We'll be waiting right here, uh... doing absolutely nothing... and watching intently at you using your aforementioned powers. ❞

❝ Hell, I don't even have all 150 of them! I only have 149! ❞

❝ Now that we're all opening up and pouring our hearts out to each other... whaddaya wanna share there, buddy? ❞

❝ I've been, um... lying to you... I'm... more awesome than I originally let you believe. ❞

❝ So yeah, I've been seeing my doctor about Dinosaurophobia. ❞

❝ You know, it's extremely rare and highly unlikely, but I've got it. ❞

❝ The ____ have been extinct for 65 million years, they said. It's extremely unlikely we'll come across such a threat, they said. ❞

❝ Well, these two idiots are so fired. ❞

❝ Oh no, the time-travelling assasins are here! ❞

❝ Aren't you the assasins who've come to stop me from becoming the almighty president of ____? ❞

❝ 'Evil empire'?! This is my mom's house! ❞

❝ Without chaos, ____ would cease to exist. ❞

❝ Woah, Twistacular! ❞

❝ Dolphins don't get seasick, stupid. ❞

❝ This must be what puberty feels like...! ❞

❝ I SEEM TO HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY OWN VOICE. ❞

❝ You can't become a man, you're a freaking ____. ❞

❝ Let me guess: The question mark means everything you say is a question? ❞

❝ Let him slay the king of darkness at the fortress of ____. ❞