We're covered in lies and that's okay

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

it's like every step that I take is another mistake to you

bestie…. it’s taking me one step closer to the edge and I’m about to break

Extreme sports are WILD huh

Guy who just wants to eat: "WHY DOES IT KEEP MAKING CATS"

Booty shorts that say this on the ass

bisexuals. Attack

I JUST sat down.

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

if you listen closely you can hear the tumblr user base growing older