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you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

The things I would do on this ride scientifically justifies why Santa has me on the naughty list😈😈😈

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Omg!! I'm so down!!

for me it was quite the contrary - I used to be a compulsive liar, and in the beginning of my “addiction” when it was still unhealthy, I still was. Then I did two years and came out, went back in on a parole violation for three months, came back out, did a 40¢ shot of some clear from California that was basically truth serum, spilled my guts of everything I ever did wrong to my ex, continued on a moral evaluation, turned 100% truthful, fixed some of my other morals and my point is methamphetamine helped me stop being a liar and stop being a whore

Fuckin Bitchin!!! 💜😍 O. M. G. I fucking want one!!

Drinking 8 x glasses of water a day as per medical recommendations requires real effort. Drinking 8 x alcoholic drinks on a night out with friends takes no effort at all.

If we married whoever is smarter instead of whoever is more attractive, humanity would have advanced much quicker.

Narcissists and very Self Conscious people share one belief: Everyone is talking about them

we have machines that detect stuff billions of light years away but we don’t have microwaves with an option to turn off the beeps